Chapter 1: Yellow Cries in the Kitchen
A/N: New story, I know. Slightly AU (but will still include Gym Leaders as Gym Leaders and not as teachers or anything) but whatever.
Ages:
Red, Blue, Green and Yellow (I did mention this is slightly AU): 17
Gold, Silver, Crystal and Lyra: 15
Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald: 14
Diamond, Pearl and Platinum: 13
Blue's the girl and Green's the boy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon.
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"Bye, Julia, Stephanie and Dana," Yellow told her three best friends. She then got onto her bicycle, getting ready to cycle all the way back to Olivine.
"Bye, Yellow!" Julia, Stephanie and Dana shouted as Yellow cycled off.
Yellow passed the Radio Tower (which meant she was in Goldenrod) and cycled into Route 35. From Route 35, she zoomed into the National Park, where she sat on a bench for a while. Later, she got back up and continued to cycle.
While cycling, the young blonde thought of the events of that day - the weird "Match-Maker" game Dana (aka the year's gossip/match-maker-nightmare) came up with.
Instructions:
1) Write your name on a piece of paper.
2) On the other side, write "Write the name of any person the opposite gender of the person on the other side, then pass it back to xxx".
3) Fold up the paper.
4) Give it to a friend of the same gender as yours.
5) Wait for him/her to finish writing.
6) If he/she is still writing, scream "I kiss goats!" at the top of yours lungs (optional). Repeat until he/she finishes writing.
7) Read what he/she wrote.
8) Freak out (and get sent to the nurse if you faint).
Apparently, Yellow had been match-made with this guy named Joey in her class. It wasn't funny because he had an unusual obsession over his Rattata, and even during class time, he would secretly call it baby names under the table (he always gets caught within five minutes).
Stephanie had found it funny because
1) When Yellow was three-years-old, she called her spoon baby names.
2) Stephanie was the one who wrote it.
Luckily (for Stephanie), Yellow didn't take (much) offense as the latter was a kind and understanding person (until she unleashes her bitchy side). Instead, Yellow had said "Hardy hardy har har, Steps" then crumpled the paper and threw into her bag (to be found in five thousand years' time - hopefully it wouldn't be disintegrated).
She sighed. As much as she liked her friends, they got on her nerves as well. Why couldn't they be more like that friend instead?
Wait, that friend was really loud and feisty.
Scratch that thought.
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Yellow stepped out of her bedroom (aka the torture-chamber-her-teachers-use-when-she's-not-at -school-by-giving-her-homework-that-piled-up-to-be -as-tall-as-Mount-Silver room) and into the living room, where her granny was, to watch "Johto Idol" (and to listen to her gran insult/compliment the soon-to-be idols [or not]).
"Look at that awful dress!" Granny gasped. "Red with black polka dots?! Who designed that? Must be an newbie!"
"Be careful, Granny," Yellow warned. "Mum doesn't want to bring you to the clinic again because of your 'fashion panic attacks'. I think the doctor's sick of seeing the same ol' patients."
Granny nodded. "Okay. Breathe in, breathe out..."
Just as the (younger) female started to enjoy the peace and quiet (well, not so much, with the Johto Idol blaring in the background), she heard Granny jeer at a blonde woman who was singing a weird song of her own ("She's better off singing in the bathtub!" Granny said).
Yellow couldn't help but agree as the woman (on TV) sounded like a drowning Meowth (maybe Yellow was giving Meowths a bad name by comparing them to the woman on TV). She gritted her teeth as she tried to drown out the woman's shrieking and her grandmother's taunts (directed at the singer).
"Yellow!" Yellow's mother yodeled from the kitchen. "I have wonderful news!"
Yellow walked to the kitchen, where her mum was busy yodeling. "What's this wonderful news, Mum?" she questioned.
"Sweetie, we're moving to Kanto on Saturday, which is in one week's time!" her mum burbled.
Yellow was confused. What's so exciting about Kanto? she wondered. I thought Mum didn't want to be in Kanto after that incident? And what about Stephanie, Julia and Dana? Didn't Mum think of my three BFFs before deciding the move?
Mum beamed. "I knew you would put on a sad face..." she mused. "Let me tell you this first before you turn on the waterworks, hon! We're moving to Pallet Town. And do you remember who lives in Pallet Town...?"
Yellow gasped. "Blue?!"
"Bingo!" Mum winked.
Yellow was crying, because of the sadness of moving away from Stephanie, Julia and Dana, but also because of the joy of finally re-uniting with her best friend when she was young - Blue - since they didn't see each other much after that incident at Viridian.
"And you'll be attending the Rainbow Celadon Academy, where Blue studies at too!" Mum continued. "Yellow, Blue's really excited about this. Are you?"
Yellow bobbed her blonde head up and down, since it wasn't like she could form words through her bittersweet tears (not that they tasted bitter and sweet at the same time - what an awful taste that would be). At long last, at long last, she could finally be together with Blue... How wonderful...!
"Rainbow Celadon Academy?" Granny muttered (she had barged in while Mum was twittering about Pallet Town). "Sounds so corny, like a name of a school from a book like 'The Flaaffy's Fur'..."
But why would Yellow care about how corny the name of the school sounded when she could finally re-unite with Blue? Really, at times like this, demented grannies were background music at a mall...
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A/N: About the ages, this is AU. I can do whatever I want with the ages.
I've added Lyra for the fun of it. Yes... Or maybe for other reasons? Who knows?
(insert random name): You know, Boss.
Yes, yes... Whatever!
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