A/N: It has been too long. Please enjoy this :)


CRASH.

"Oh shit!" You yelled from kitchen "[Name] what was that?" He questioned as he ran into the kitchen, his eyes went wide as saucers as he looked at the floor.

"[N-Name] what did you do!" He shouted as he scrambled to help you up "Its nothing Arthur, I just slipped." You sighed as you stood up and he further inspected you to make sure you had no injuries.

He looked at you sternly, "[Name]" He began, and then continued to chew your ear out for another half hour saying how women were supposed to be lady like and such.

"[Name]! Are you even listening to me?" He questioned, you looked over at him with a bored expression "Mhmm sorry I wasn't paying any attention, I was thinking about having sex with you."

His face felt hot as it burnt up to a lovely shade of crimson which you loved seeing on these rare occasions "C'mon be a gentleman and don't keep your lady waiting." You stated as you preceded to march off towards the bedroom.


A/N I do not own Arthur Kirkland / England or any characters in Hetalia.

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