How to Piss off Demons
Chapter 1 - Sesshomaru
Wash his boa/pelt with starch.
Grab his nose and cry "Got your Conk!"
Dye his hair pink whilst he's sleeping
steal his sword
Steal his boa/pelt
Put his hair up with bows and ribbons
Tell him he's exactly the same as his brother
paint his nails a bright pink
Put lipstick on him to match his demonic marks
Poke him to insanity
Latch yourself on to him, screaming "I'm your best friend! Forever and ever and ever and…" and so on.
Sneak up whilst he's sleeping and wrap yourself in his boa/pelt and go to sleep beside him
Tell him he looks like a girl
Give him a teddy bear whilst he's sleeping and take a photo of it
Put a collar on him
Put a shock collar on him
Skip around him, singing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"
Tell him Rin has been abducted. (its probably a good idea to run after this)
Put super super glue between his fingertips
Kick him in the balls (THEN RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!!)
Step on his foot
Put a Christmas hat on his head and start singing "Santa Clause is coming to town"
Put a box of fleas in his hair
Pat him on the head and say "Good boy!"
Give him a box of dog biscuits, specifically with the word "Dog" on them
Put a collar and leash on him
Rap him on the nose with a magazine/newspaper
Throw a ball at him and say "Fetch!"
Give him an anti-flea injection
Ask "Ready for a bath?" Whilst holding dog shampoo and soap
Tell him Jaken secretly likes him
