How to Piss off Demons

Chapter 1 - Sesshomaru

Wash his boa/pelt with starch.

Grab his nose and cry "Got your Conk!"

Dye his hair pink whilst he's sleeping

steal his sword

Steal his boa/pelt

Put his hair up with bows and ribbons

Tell him he's exactly the same as his brother

paint his nails a bright pink

Put lipstick on him to match his demonic marks

Poke him to insanity

Latch yourself on to him, screaming "I'm your best friend! Forever and ever and ever and…" and so on.

Sneak up whilst he's sleeping and wrap yourself in his boa/pelt and go to sleep beside him

Tell him he looks like a girl

Give him a teddy bear whilst he's sleeping and take a photo of it

Put a collar on him

Put a shock collar on him

Skip around him, singing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"

Tell him Rin has been abducted. (its probably a good idea to run after this)

Put super super glue between his fingertips

Kick him in the balls (THEN RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!!)

Step on his foot

Put a Christmas hat on his head and start singing "Santa Clause is coming to town"

Put a box of fleas in his hair

Pat him on the head and say "Good boy!"

Give him a box of dog biscuits, specifically with the word "Dog" on them

Put a collar and leash on him

Rap him on the nose with a magazine/newspaper

Throw a ball at him and say "Fetch!"

Give him an anti-flea injection

Ask "Ready for a bath?" Whilst holding dog shampoo and soap

Tell him Jaken secretly likes him