Well, after school is when I do my best writing (especially for fanfiction) so lets go shall we? This is something I've wanted to write for a while, a take on what would occur if one of us (lowly, pitiful fans that we are) got stuck in Episode one: (it would require episode one…considering the great flannelled one hasn't released episode two yet. *pouts*
So this is NON SELF INSERT! * Yes, I actually went to the trouble of creating a person in our universe to do this with* and the insuing chaos. It may shift into episode two at some point, but for now its one. I know that lately my fanfics have been bad but please forgive me! I've been really busy!
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Title: Crossing over
Timeframe: Episode one to maybe the beginnings of two
Summary: Lauren Stevenson ends up in the star was universe that has begun to change in horrifying ways-
Rating: uh, PG-13 for now, R for later (mild language, mild sex-implied etc.)
Disclaimer: They belong to the great flannelled one, I make no professions to own them, and I simply borrow them when the occasion calls for it, or when a plot bites me in the butt. ^_^
Inspired by: Uh, star wars, stories, and anything else. Life is inspirational, if you haven't figured that out yet its time to go visit the happy man with the couch.
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" To speak ill of others is to lie to ourselves"
- Historian William Durante
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The walk was long and tedious.
Lauren played with the bouncing key chain on the corner of her messenger back as the hill to her house became steeper. It was spring here, and the air was filled with the scent of wildflowers, the color abounding like thousands of-
Something changed.
Human beings, scientists say, only use ten percent of their brains. The other ninety percent is locked away behind walls of soul and confusion, waiting, waiting for something that's a once in a lifetime event to break free…
What is this? Lauren was suddenly aware seemingly of every piece, every soul, every life and death. What is this? What's going on? Why- Lauren whirled with questions, as the feeling grew deeper, plunging her into herself and her surroundings. The world became very vague, moving into itself and out of itself like a paintbrush in a palate. She screamed as reality distorted, and the ground beneath her became sky…causing her to fall…fall…
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Landing platform
Courscant
Anakin Skywalker looked up at the ebony sky and wondered, he was just about to leave this place. He was very small, it was very large, and it impressed him greatly.
He wanted to come back so badly.
But now they were going away. Master Qui-Gon and Obi-wan were going with Queen Amidala back to Naboo to fight somebody called the trade federation. He looked up again, staring with wide blue eyes at the-
A hole, about sixteen feet in diameter opened, it hung in the air for a moment, and Anakin, too surprised to cry out, stared stupidly at it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Something echoed within it, his head pounded, the blood was rushing in his ears as he continued staring.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Anakin could feel the other's eyes on him as all members of the platform stared at the gaping hole. From it, against the dark background and the neon-studded night, came a large black bag. It fell with a thump, teetered on the edge for a moment, and lay still, barricading the darkness and the vehicles (several of which had also stopped to stare) from seeing what next emerged.
" HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT! -"
A girl of fourteen to fifteen years emerged. Her black hair was short, her eyes wide, blue, and terrified as she landed on her rear end at several hundred parsecs a minute.
" OWWWWWIEEEE!"
She stood up, cursing violently in basic. She then proceeded to use several words that Anakin had never heard before, rubbing her rear-end and hopping about on a single foot. Master Qui-Gon and Obi-wan were in shock, staring at this thing that had emerged from neither space, or perhaps the force itself from a different-
The girl looked up, stared, blinked, and then looked down.
" Oh god. I've died and gone to Australia."
She picked up her bag, completely heedless of the edge, " Look, if you guys could tell me where the production assistants are, I'll be on my way. I don't know what happened but-" Anakin watched as everyone pulled his or her weapon from somewhere. Master Qui-Gon was giving the girl a funny look, as was senator palpatine who had apparently just arrived.
" That's great! Oh man the next movie's gonna be awesome." She turned away from all of them, face still in their direction, " Especially if those…are those real lightsabers? They almost look like they're actually fucking glowing! You guys do a great job-"
She turned and came face to face with the edge.
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Lauren stared down from the impossibly large height. Cars, flying cars, flew past in droves. Shapes all the colors of the rainbow and all the sizes ever believed were EVERYWHERE. Her hair was flying widely out of her face, her eyes looking down, down to the endless mazes and the people who lived there, that she knew were there-
" Oh god. This isn't Australia."
She looked down again.
" Yeah." Lauren turned around, " This is definitely NOT Australia." She giggled, " Shame really, I always wanted to visit it."
She looked around, " If this isn't Australia…and this isn't a dream. Then there's only one other option-"
She blinked, realization dawned on her face, and she fainted, sprawling on the very edge of the platform.
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Well? What do you think? Read and review please!!! I have many great things planned for this, but I'll only continue it with your approval! And any flames, construction welcome! Please please please!
