Gensokyo, Land of Illusions. Home to countless supernatural beings, a few humans, and odd blobs called Yukkuri. There is where you could find the legendary armpit miko, known worldwide for her sexy, sexy armpits.
Oh, yes, those armpits.
Hm? Oh, I suppose I should introduce myself. Officially, my name is Narrator-sama . You're probably wondering what happened to the original Narrator-sama. Well, she died of Mary Sue disorder, and an angry hymen.
No, seriously. That's what killed her. That, and Creator-sama doesn't like Mary Sues. Anyhow, back to my narrating.
And then Reimu died, the last thing she saw being Marisa's smirk above her, and the skies of Gensokyo filled with fire. And dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.
Wait, wait. I went too far forward. J-just forget that you saw that at all.
Gensokyo was the kind of place that every fat otaku slob only dreamed of finding one day. Unfortunately for them, they would never, ever find it. EVER. It was the kind of place that was... rarely touched by trollfic writers, which was surprising. Freaking pink bishoujo ghetto.
That day was just like... any other day. Reimu was out in front of her shrine, sweeping like a boss.
"Beat up Cirno, like a boss..." Reimu sang to herself as she swept, totally oblivious to the GIGANTIC SUIKA about to land on her shrine. At least, she was oblivious until she heard the boom of the landing. The cracking and collapsing of her shrine.. The cracking of the ground.
She turned around and stared up at GIGANTIC SUIKA, sighing. She threw her broom down, went over by a tree, and cried.
"I though this kind of random ass shit was done with! ISN'T THE NARRATOR DEAD?"
We are Narrators. Never forgive, never forget.
And then, GIGANTIC SUIKA ate Reimu and turned her into regular Suika. And then this chapter (if it can even be called that) ended.
A/N: Yes, welcome to the second season. This is the final chapter to be done in this short, choppy style. Makes you freaking NOSTALGIA for the first season, don't it?
