ok yeah this a spin off of Naruto...AT MY SCHOOL made by Celine/Gir...it doesn't follow the NAMS story line...unless i get reviews on a mini crossover, and is approved by Gir... also uses jokes from Naruto Abridged so no flames on that enjoy!
constructive crit pease
in a normal 2 story house...that just happens to look like castle/cave thingie...
Pein- it seems that we found a new base till we finish highschool and wait for the two dumbasses to finish highschool --"
Itachi and Kisame- WE ARE NOT DUMBASSES!!!
Itachi- -is thinking this looks like Alex's house-
Alex walks in and drops book bag...
Alex- -is stunned- O.O HOLY &(&)#(#&(#) BOLOGNA!!!!!!! WAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ITACHI!!!!! KISAME!!!!!!!!!
-insert angry girl chibi here-
Pein- -sighs- well we needed a place to stay and we say ur house so we kinda...um...
-Alex gives an evil glare-
Pein- brokeinandmadeourselvescomfy...Ed why are you here?
Alex- -twitches- im not ed...im alex...anyway i borught a friend over...(why today!! of all days) her names lauren
-Lauren walks in-
Lauren- O.O -looks at sasori and feints-
Alex- yeah...shes a fangirl
sasori- YAYZ!!!!!!! finally a fangirl!!!! I NEVER find them!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK
Alex- ill get it
-alex goes off screen-
Pein- um now wat?
sasori- i have a feeling lauren is gonna try to glomp me when she gets up... -goes and plays dolls-
Tobi- tobi is a good boy -runs around in a circle and slams into the wall-
Zetzu- ima go eat some fertilizer
-Hidan and Kazuku walk in room-
Kazuku- if i pay you Hidan will you Shut The Hell Up!!!!!!!
Alex and Akatsuki- O...M...G
Hidan- no. only if u bow down to me and say "Money is evil"
kazuku- HELL NO
lauren -wakes up- ugh where am i?
Alex- -comes back- stupid salesmen...oh yeah! um sasori she WILL glomp u if u don't start running now
Sasori- Awwwwwww i wanted to see how'd she looked TT
Alex-Lauren...your at my house...surrounded by the akatsuki...
Lauren- Sasori?!?!?!?! O.O -grabs alex's shirt and shakes her- IS HE HERE?!?!?!?!??!
Alex- -is being near strangled- TT
-Celine and Sam walk in-
Celine- O.o""""""
Sam- ditto...
Lauren- who are u? -drops alex-
Itachi- HOW DA HELL R U IN DIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celine- hey alex are you ok? -ignores itachi-
Itachi-STOP IGNOREING ME!!!!!!! -goes in saskues emo corner-
Alex- -gasps for air- ...ok after just being strangled -looks at itachi- wow...
Sam- intros???
Alex- oh yeah -is still on the floor- Lauren Celine and Sam, Sam and Celine This is Lauren
Celine- soooooo...
Sam- Why are they in your house? I mean really, your not a missing nin
Alex- they said that they were in my house because... um i forgot
Pein- --" we needed a place to stay until we finish high school...and till they -points to itachi and kisame- finish highschool
Celine- good luck with that..
Lauren- ok one question does every body hate Hannah Montana?
Everyone in Akatsuki except Konan- ...YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Konan- What do you mean you hate Hannah Montana?!?!?! -her cell phone rings- everyone shutup or ill kill u...-insert evil chibi here-
Alex- ill kick u out of MY house
Everyone but alex-...
Konan-...fine...but ill kill you anyway... -phone is still ringing-
Alex- -is ignoring Konan- wat powers do you have?
Sam- Spagetti!!!!!!! -yayz for Gir!-
Celine-...idk
Lauren- hey look at this book i found on the ground...
Alex, Sam, and Celine- O.O NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Lauren- -picks up book- HOLY MACARONI it says Death Note...
Celine- hey lookie at this i found one 2!
Alex- -is looking up at the sky- ...this is soooooo not fair...
Itachi- -is hit by a pink pen- man...
Sam- i want one -gets hit by a note book- hey it has pasta on the front!!!! -hugs note book-
Alex- ... --# like i said not fair...
Konan- -picks up her phone- fine
-Akatsuki pales and steps back leaving Konan talking on her PINK razor-
Kazuku- -sniffs air- I SMELL MONEY
Konan- sakura!... Pink is sooooooooo the new black!...uh DUH... Well yeah -looks at alex-... Ed's here-
Alex- IM NOT ED!!!!!!!!! #
konan- -glares at alex- well anyways did you see the new episode of Hannah montana
...OF COURSE I DID! Um shit my batts dieing i got 2 go girle! bye! -hangs up-
Kazuku- -steals Konans purse- VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!! -digs through purse finding swiss bank account number-
Konan- U did not just do that
Alex - kazuku u owe me rent give me that swiss bank account numba!!!!!
Kazuku-Neva!!!!!!!!!!
