ok yeah this a spin off of Naruto...AT MY SCHOOL made by Celine/Gir...it doesn't follow the NAMS story line...unless i get reviews on a mini crossover, and is approved by Gir... also uses jokes from Naruto Abridged so no flames on that enjoy!

constructive crit pease

in a normal 2 story house...that just happens to look like castle/cave thingie...

Pein- it seems that we found a new base till we finish highschool and wait for the two dumbasses to finish highschool --"

Itachi and Kisame- WE ARE NOT DUMBASSES!!!

Itachi- -is thinking this looks like Alex's house-

Alex walks in and drops book bag...

Alex- -is stunned- O.O HOLY &(&)#(#&(#) BOLOGNA!!!!!!! WAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ITACHI!!!!! KISAME!!!!!!!!!

-insert angry girl chibi here-

Pein- -sighs- well we needed a place to stay and we say ur house so we kinda...um...

-Alex gives an evil glare-

Pein- brokeinandmadeourselvescomfy...Ed why are you here?

Alex- -twitches- im not ed...im alex...anyway i borught a friend over...(why today!! of all days) her names lauren

-Lauren walks in-

Lauren- O.O -looks at sasori and feints-

Alex- yeah...shes a fangirl

sasori- YAYZ!!!!!!! finally a fangirl!!!! I NEVER find them!!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK

Alex- ill get it

-alex goes off screen-

Pein- um now wat?

sasori- i have a feeling lauren is gonna try to glomp me when she gets up... -goes and plays dolls-

Tobi- tobi is a good boy -runs around in a circle and slams into the wall-

Zetzu- ima go eat some fertilizer

-Hidan and Kazuku walk in room-

Kazuku- if i pay you Hidan will you Shut The Hell Up!!!!!!!

Alex and Akatsuki- O...M...G

Hidan- no. only if u bow down to me and say "Money is evil"

kazuku- HELL NO

lauren -wakes up- ugh where am i?

Alex- -comes back- stupid salesmen...oh yeah! um sasori she WILL glomp u if u don't start running now

Sasori- Awwwwwww i wanted to see how'd she looked TT

Alex-Lauren...your at my house...surrounded by the akatsuki...

Lauren- Sasori?!?!?!?! O.O -grabs alex's shirt and shakes her- IS HE HERE?!?!?!?!??!

Alex- -is being near strangled- TT

-Celine and Sam walk in-

Celine- O.o""""""

Sam- ditto...

Lauren- who are u? -drops alex-

Itachi- HOW DA HELL R U IN DIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celine- hey alex are you ok? -ignores itachi-

Itachi-STOP IGNOREING ME!!!!!!! -goes in saskues emo corner-

Alex- -gasps for air- ...ok after just being strangled -looks at itachi- wow...

Sam- intros???

Alex- oh yeah -is still on the floor- Lauren Celine and Sam, Sam and Celine This is Lauren

Celine- soooooo...

Sam- Why are they in your house? I mean really, your not a missing nin

Alex- they said that they were in my house because... um i forgot

Pein- --" we needed a place to stay until we finish high school...and till they -points to itachi and kisame- finish highschool

Celine- good luck with that..

Lauren- ok one question does every body hate Hannah Montana?

Everyone in Akatsuki except Konan- ...YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Konan- What do you mean you hate Hannah Montana?!?!?! -her cell phone rings- everyone shutup or ill kill u...-insert evil chibi here-

Alex- ill kick u out of MY house

Everyone but alex-...

Konan-...fine...but ill kill you anyway... -phone is still ringing-

Alex- -is ignoring Konan- wat powers do you have?

Sam- Spagetti!!!!!!! -yayz for Gir!-

Celine-...idk

Lauren- hey look at this book i found on the ground...

Alex, Sam, and Celine- O.O NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Lauren- -picks up book- HOLY MACARONI it says Death Note...

Celine- hey lookie at this i found one 2!

Alex- -is looking up at the sky- ...this is soooooo not fair...

Itachi- -is hit by a pink pen- man...

Sam- i want one -gets hit by a note book- hey it has pasta on the front!!!! -hugs note book-

Alex- ... --# like i said not fair...

Konan- -picks up her phone- fine

-Akatsuki pales and steps back leaving Konan talking on her PINK razor-

Kazuku- -sniffs air- I SMELL MONEY

Konan- sakura!... Pink is sooooooooo the new black!...uh DUH... Well yeah -looks at alex-... Ed's here-

Alex- IM NOT ED!!!!!!!!! #

konan- -glares at alex- well anyways did you see the new episode of Hannah montana

...OF COURSE I DID! Um shit my batts dieing i got 2 go girle! bye! -hangs up-

Kazuku- -steals Konans purse- VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!! -digs through purse finding swiss bank account number-

Konan- U did not just do that

Alex - kazuku u owe me rent give me that swiss bank account numba!!!!!

Kazuku-Neva!!!!!!!!!!