Sonic finds his house full of dorms. Who invited all his friends to live with them? His friends. What? Nothing dramatic, I just thought I should answer myself. You know, just to make sure. That I was answered.
Sonic was sleeping peacefully on the floor, talking in his sleep. "Erm...Amy, oh yeah...Rouge, stop that...no, no don't put that the--" He was awoke suddenly by the sound of drills and then a flash of green light. "That looked like some kind of Chaos power..."
He went downstairs to see what was going on. He heard a knock on the door, pulled it open and instantly knew what was going on. "Eggman," he snarled.
"No, I'm Tails," said Tails as he walked in with a suitcase.
"Oh. Did you see that outside? That flash, and--" His eyes went down to Tails' suitcase. "What are you doing?"
"Oh, just moving in," he said. "So which dorm will I be staying in?"
Sonic looked astonished and wondered if this was a joke. "There's no dorms here. Now what was that green--"
He heard a knock on the door, opened it and instantly knew what was going on. "Eggman," he repeated angrily.
"No, it's Knuckles," he said as he walked in with his bags and shut the door behind him, dropping his bags at his feet. "So where's the dorms--"
"How far are you going to take this joke?"
"To the moooooooooooooon!" said Tails, as if it were an actual distance question. When Sonic and Knuckles glared at him, Tails looked at his feet in embarrassment.
"It's not a joke, Sonic, now show me my dorm, because I'm tired of waiting!" his voice was rising angrily.
"Listen, I don't know what those drills were, what those flashes were, and what this talk about dorms was--"
The next person did not bother to knock but instead smashed down the doors.
"EGGM--"
"Hell, Sonic, Eggman's not here!" he said, as if he had heard the other two entrances and was waiting for some kind of cue. "He's already done his part."
"Oh, good, he's not—what?" he demanded furiously as Shadow walked in and dropped one of his bags on his feet. "Ouch!" he added furiously. "What's in those bags!" He was gesturing towards the three bags.
"Well, one was for my clothes," he said causing Sonic to foam furiously. "One was for the Chaos Emerald I had, and one was for those pile of rocks to drop on your feet." Once he realized he had already gotten Sonic very angry, he decided to push it further. "By the way, you're a bit wet, Sonic. It's fine, though, a lot of people have those kinds of dreams sometimes--"
Sonic leapt at shadow and tackled him into the back of rocks. "Make fun of Tails, he's in the awkward stages."
Tails stared down at his feet, but he had not heard what Sonic said. He was still staring since his comment about the moon.
"Did you say you had a Chaos Emerald, or still do?" said Sonic nervously.
Shadow got off the bag of rocks, not looking even remotely hurt. "I gave it to Eggman."
"Why?" Sonic groaned, failing to see any reason to let Eggmen manipulate limitless power.
"He helped us. He used the power to give your house dorms, and now we're all gonna live here. So there should be about seven dorms, including yours."
"But I had a regular bedroom."
Shadow shrugged. "It must have changed after you left."
"Well, you're forgetting one additional detail."
"What's that?"
"Haven't you thought about the fact that it's my house and my choice whether or not I let you stay?"
"Yeah, I thought about it," Shadow admitted. "But then I realized I didn't care."
He darted upstairs and Sonic followed, but not to chase him. He wanted to see if it was true, and it was. There were six dorms, and a few keycards had appeared in Sonic's pocket. "I have to be dreaming..."
"You're not," said Shadow. "There's not enough girls in it. Or do you dream about us?" Sonic's fur was turning redder--
Shadow looked at the wall with his fists raised furiously as if daring the author to give a ridiculous analogy involving Knuckles' fur. The author didn't.
"There's only six, not seven," said Sonic.
"Well, maybe someone's sharing a room."
"Well, not m—there's more coming?" Sure enough, there was a knock on the door that had evidently been put back up.
Tails let Amy, Cream, and Rouge inside. Sonic tried his best to look indifferent after certain circumstances. Amy ran up to Sonic and gave him a hug.
"SONIC!" she screamed.
Sonic tried his best to avoid thinking about the certain things rubbing up against him. "Er—hi Amy," he said.
Tails was blushing furiously as well, though only Sonic could tell because he was looking in the opposite direction of the door, where Cream and Rouge stood. Amy released her grip on Sonic.
"I stole the card keys," said Shadow, grinning, as Sonic wondered how he could have possibly stole them straight from his pocket.
He tossed one to each. "I'm sharing a room with Cream," Amy announced. Cheese was flying around Cream's head as if intentionally trying to be annoying.
"Alright, alright!" screamed Knuckles, in a tone that someone who was trying to stop a whole crowd of people from talking might use. Since very few were talking yet, Knuckles too looked at his feet, embarrassed.
Rouge flew off without a word to anyone, as if very tired from a long days' work. "It's okay, Rouge," said Shadow, grinning. "I'll try and tip you next time--"
A brick falling from the sky stopped him before he could finish, but a few laughed anyway.
"I'm thinking we throw some huge party," said Knuckles, uncharacteristically but everyone else looked tired too. "Or we could start officially living our life here tomorrow."
"Or you could get out," said Sonic, muttering under his breath. It was going to be a long life.
