Shippou's Dating Game

Shippou: Welcome to Shippou's Dating Game! This is the dating game where we make love fun, or fun of love if you prefer. Anyways, let's meet our bachlorette. Kagome Higurashi!

Kagome: (walks in) Hi Shippou. I'm really glad to be here.

Shippou: We're glad to have you here. Here are you question cards :hands Kagome cards: now lets meet our bachelors. Bachelor #1 loves nothing more then a good meal and a good fight, Bachelor #2 is a loner looking for his special someone, and Bachelor #3 enjoys a long day at the hot springs and a good bottle of wine. (pause) Okay Kagome, why don't you start asking a few questions.

Kagome: Okay, this one is for all the bachelors. What to you would be the perfect date?

#1: Well probably, taking a long walk threw a moonlit field and having dinner by a bonfire.

#2: We would have lunch at a small local restaurant and then walk to a near by ice cream shop.

#3: We would spend the evening at a hot spring and have dinner a fancy restaurant.

Kagome: Wow, that sounds great. Okay next question. If you could be any animal what would it be, and why?

#1: A wolf hybrid, because they are more loyal then wolves but they have the same strength.

#2: I would be a dog, because they're extremely caring and loyal to there owners.

#3: I would want to be a Sahara rabbit, because they're tough, wise, and there looks are deceiving.

Kagome: Okay, last question! What's your favorite color?

#1: Red.

#2: Blue.

#3: Royal purple.

Shippou: Now it's time for you to pick your bachelor!

Kagome: (long pause) Well, pause Bachelor #3!

Shippou: Before you meet who you picked, lets bring out the two you turned down.

Both: (InuYasha and Hojo come out in tears) Kagome, how could you! (both walk out still crying)

Shippou: Now let's meet your bachelor!

Miroku: Kagome, I knew from the moment we met that we would be together.

Shippou: And as a bonus surprise we have a limo waiting outside prepared to take you to a beautiful bed and breakfast hot springs.

Kagome: Shippou! You can't be serious about this!

Shippou: Sorry Kagome, but you picked him. All the signs were laid out.

Kagome: Signs! What signs?

Shippou: Come on think about it. Rabbit, hot springs, wine, purple. No offence but how dense are you?

Miroku: Come on Kagome our limo is waiting. (grin)

Kagome: No way I'm not spending the night in a bed and breakfast with you.

Shippou: Actually, it's a week. (Kagome faints)

Miroku: (throwing Kagome of his shoulder) Thanks Shippou! I'll be leaving now. (walks off and mumbles) Now she'll have to bear my child. (grin)