SLY GETS A MONSTER TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: scott is gaygagy.
sly and his pals were playing PINBALL BOWLING 360® on the XBOX 360®.
"you should be good at this murry you like balls." sly said.
"FUCK YOU ASSBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" murry said. sly beat murry on the game.
"Haha. fuck you. i am cool. you just suck dick. and your a fool." sly said.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR1RRRRRRRRR1RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" murry said as he flipped the couch over and smashed the XBOX 360®. he fucking broke it.
"YOU FUCKING BREAKED THE FUCKING XBOX 360®!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bently said.
"YOU BREAKED MY SOUL!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!" murry said. he ran at bently but bently locked murry in the closet.
"HAHA-HAHo-Hahee. murry is trapped in the closet." sly said.
"whant the gresghiddley faggoteer should we fuckign do?" bently said.
"I FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'll WILL GET A FUCKING MONSTER TRUCK AND KILL HIS FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sly ran outside and got in his MONSTER TRUCK. he drove over the safe house and destroyed it to fucking pieces. he got out.
"is murry dead?" sly asked bently.
"he's fucking killed." bently said.
"hey sly." bentyl said.
"Yes?" sly cooper said,
"we should fucking totally use that fucking MONSTER TRUCK to steal shit."
"YES YES YES YES YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sly said., he drove to the bank.
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"i'm am working at the bank." the bank guy said.
"ME TOO!!!" other bank guy said.
"BANK BANK BANK BANK BAAAAAAANK!!!!" bank guy said.
"HEY!!! What the fuck is that sounds?" the other bank guy said.
they looked out the bank window.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING MONSTER TRUCK!!!" they said.
sly drove the MONSTER TRUCK through the bank and killed all of the fuckers inside. he got out and took all of the monies. when he got home, he felt weird,.
"i feel weird. this MONSTER TRUCK feel weird. i'll listen to my favorite band, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, on the RADIO." sly said. he turned the radio on.
"SLY YOU KILLED ME AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!" evil MONSTER TRUCK GHOST MURRY said.
"Oh yeah murry?" sly said.
"OH YEAH!!! BITCH!!!" evil MONSTER TRUCK GHOST MURRY said.
"You can't beat my next attack." sly said.
"WHANT?!" murry said.
"who are you going to kill?" sly said.
"YOOUU!!!!!!!!!
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
[Verse 1:
sly off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man that hoe
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do that sly
I lean to the left and crank that thang
(now you)
I'm jocking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some bathing apes"
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that hoe
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Haters wanna be me
sly, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that shit was ugly
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you
(crank that sly)
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!1
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
sly off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that sly
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Now watch me you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(crank that sly)
Aim to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
And super soak that Hoe
Aim to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that bitch
Super man that bitch
Super man that bitch
Super man that bitch" sly said.
sly then super soaked MONSTER TRUCK MURRY with acid. sly got out and murry's spirit in the MONSTER TRUCKED died.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" spirity murry said. he was dead or was he?
"his spirit will come back someday." bently said.
"not if fucking I have anything to say about it it." sly said and s-stuttered as he sucked up murry's spirit and soul with a vaccum like in GHOSTBUSTERS®.
"let's launch this shit into the fucking sun." sly said.
"okay." bently said. they launched the vaccum and destroyed murry's spirit and soul. murry was nothing now. he could never reach the after life now. he was dead spiritually, mentally, and physically. he was nothing.
"Spirity." sly said.
THE END THE ENDED ENMD
