Verse 1
As the mall is closing,
No streetwalker dress,
A fight in the arcade,
And a Calling to confess.
Verse 2
Smoochies in closets
And kisses by graves,
These youngsters today
Very weird do behave.
Verse 3
Amongst Christian values
And the Jew's Dreidel song,
Buffy, a single mother,
Just doesn't belong.
Verse 4
With Mom under floor
Drawing hosts to her side,
Buffy and Xander
Have found their own guide.
Verse 5
Going back for a crowbar
When the Gorches attack.
Mom takes the younger
And makes him a snack.
Verse 6
When trapped in her room
By a mother so cruel,
Buffy and Angel
Do not break the rule.
