Alright, so this is a list I made about ways to annoy Aizen. Some ideas are kind of general ways to annoy people while others are for strictly him. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: If I owned anything I wouldn't be on Fanfiction. I did think of these myself, though.


1. Ask him who died and made him God.

2. Tell him to 'smite' you and laugh if he can't.

3. Ask him if he uses Herbal Essences.

4. Tell him his butterfly wings look pretty.

5. Play 'I Feel Pretty' as his theme song and yell gay really loud.

6. Ask him if he's 'come out of the closet' yet.

7. Run up to him and yell, "I just saw the Ghostbusters! Hide!"

8. Tell him you're an atheist and don't believe in God.

9. Bring a video camera and tell him it's for when Ichigo kicks his ass so you can show it to him later.

10. Exorcise him (or try to).

11. Douse him in Holy water and yell in Latin.

12. Tell him he's so weak that even Don Kanonji can beat him up.

13. Tell him little Nel could do the above.

14. Get a huge butterfly net and capture him in it. Do a victory dance, you win!

15. Spray him with a can of Raid.

16. Ask him if he is related to Choji ((for Naruto fans)).

17. Tell him Sam and Dean are here and they brought the Colt ((for Supernatural fans)).

18. Call him racist since it's his fault the only black person in Bleach died.

19. Ask him if his huge butterfly wings are 'compensating for something.'

20. While he's destroying Karakura Town, sing Gir's 'Doom Song.'

21. Offer him an apple. If he declines scream, "Ryuk you liar!" ((For Death Note fans)).

22. Ask him if he took his pills this morning.

23. Hug him then scream, "Child predator! Watch out, Momo!"

24. Tell him Grand Fisher is a better villain than him.

25. Tell him Swiper is a better villain than him.

26. Ask if he was beat up as a kid.

27. Ask if he feels his chest feels 'hollow.'

28. Ask if it hurt when he killed Gin.

29. Hit him over the head and say, "Great job, Genius. You just killed all your friends and now all who're left are the people trying to kill you. Brilliant."

30. Ask him if he's sad all the Espada died.

31. Ask if he cried when Tousen died.

32. Say, "I wish you were a Vizard. Then you could put on a mask and nobody would have to see your ugly face."

33. Ask if he finds sick pleasure in killing children.

34. Ask if Dora the Explorer and Muzzy taught him Spanish (they probably did; 'Las Noches' isn't exactly college level vocab.).

35. Tell Aizen that he should 'go pollinate a flower.'

36. Ask if he's lonely and wants a hug.

37. Tell him, "You're just pissy since Kisuke has a cool hat and you don't."

38. Ask if his heart broke when Gin betrayed him.

39. Sing the 'Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves' while he's trying to have a 'moment.'

40. Ask if he was born with it (or if it was Maybelline)

41. Throw a rock at him and yell, "Get a haircut, hippie!"

42. Inform him that even with butterfly wings, he will never be as cool as a bird kid.

43. When he's going to hurt Tatsuki and the others say, "These are not the droids you are looking for." Don't forget hand motions.

44. Ask him if he was aware that 'the bird is the word.' Then sing.

45. When he tells you to do something, reply with, "Yes, my liege."

46. Ask him if he enjoys feeling pretty.

47. Tell him you replaced the Hogyoku with a bouncy ball.

48. Ask if he stole Ikkaku's hair.

49. Tell him that Hueco Mundo reflected him perfectly: plain and not very appealing.

50. Tell him Tite Kubo doesn't care about him enough to give him a flash back.


I hope you laughed. If not, I epically fail. Review please, and tell me which ones you liked!