The New Girl of Doom

Chapter One

An Irken's Compassion

Gir dashed from room to room in Zim's base as Zim approached his base's door. "I hope Gir isn't doing anything stupid again," muttering Zim, "But then again, he always is." Suddenly a ship crash-landed behind Zim's base. "What was that?" asked a shocked Zim as Gir approached him. "Shiny ship!" shouted Gir. A she-irk climbed out of the ship with a SIR purple in hue in her arms."I told you not to mess with the controls, Bir." She complained, "We arrived at Earth though." Zim glanced at her for a while, "Who is this she-irk?" he wondered aloud, as the she-irk approached him, "You mean you don't recognize your own sister?" gasped the she-irk, "But of course, it's been almost 50 years, so of course you wouldn't." Zim gasped, "Then you're…Moon?" Gir snapped up from his seat on the stairs after hearing Zim's sister's name, "You're that nice lady that gave me this!" Gir approaches Moon with a storage disc with Zim drawn on it, "Yes I was the lady, Gir." giggled Moon. "Your old room is still here, even though it's dusty." remarked Zim. Moon dismissed the fact it was dusty, "I can clean it in a minute Zim, you forgot about my powers again didn't you?" Zim shook his head, as if he did forget, but didn't want to admit it. "Bir, activate!" yelled Moon, as she dusted the room and cleaned it. The purple SIR that was lying on the ground whirred and activated, "BIR r-Ooh what's that?" said the SIR pointing at a closet at the side. Moon sighed, "It's my closet." The SIR's eyes turned black, "I am Kur. What will I do for you?" Moon face palmed, it never was easy when you had a SIR with two personalities. "Help me dust the closet?" she answered to Kur. Kur nodded and went into the closet, coming out another second later. "All done." replied Kur. Moon nodded and left the room to head for Skool. "Put your disguise on Moon." informed Zim, "Because Dib's sneaky." Moon looked at Zim like if he was crazy, "Who's Dib?" she asked as she put on her long silky black wig and a skirt, "Is he that big-headed kid?" Zim nodded as he put on his contact lenses, "Yeah, and he's a persistent one, that Dib-Stink." Moon laughed and put her contact lenses in," Okay then." T hey walked to Skool, and Moon took her seat next to Zim, then her contact lenses fell off, but nobody noticed, so she put them back on. "Hi new kid." whispered a voice coming from the back. "Huh?" asked Moon in a soft voice, "Who are you?" The voice heaved, hesitating for a second, "I am Dir." Moon looked at the she-SIR in disguise for a second then asked, "Dir? What does the D stand for?" Dir laughed a bit, and then replied in a scratchy voice, "Demonic Information Retrieval." The room became silent, and the she-SIR's voice seemed to echo around the room. Suddenly, the ring of the Skool recess bell broke the silence, and the kids went spilling outside. Moon slipped outside bursting ahead of her brother Zim and into the playground. "Hey, I don't recognize you from around here; you must be the new student." greeted a girl with gray eyes and brown hair. A girl with red eyes, black hair with a rose in it strolled up to the girl. "She's Dawn, and I'm Rose." growled Rose, "Have you seen Justin?" Moon shook her head, "Nope, I haven't." A boy with brown hair wearing a white shirt and a pair of jeans rushed past the trio, "It's him! HE OWES ME A QUARTER!" shouted Rose. Rose dashed off after Justin in pursuit. Moon stared at Rose, "Sorry, Rose's in a bad mood today." sighed Dawn as she looked over her shoulders to talk to a bird. The Skool bell rang, it was time to go into the lonely depression she called klass.