Love: . . . Kon style

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach if I did I would totally put Momo back in the series I miss her.

This is my First Bleach fanfic of and Idea I got while driving a tractor.

One day everyone in Bleach was in the Soul Society because they had nothing to do. Aizen was to busy making Hanbel's boobs as big as they are . . . . . I MEAN MAKING ESPADA. And Kon had a devious and yet slightly retarded idea.

Kon: I GOT AN AMAZING IDEA, I will write Rukia a love letter and not say who it is there for she will obviously think it is the Renji and –with hatred in his voice- Ichigo. She will go off and meet them in the Bridge of Love right here in the Soul Society at the romantic time of . . . .uh. . . . Umm. . . . . .6:00 and it is 12 now, and when Rukia's heart is broken she will turn to ME FOR COMFORT AND RUKIA WILL BE MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Kon went off and wrote his letter. His Letter read:

Dear my sweet love,

I am tired of always seeing you from close and afar. I have this message for you. I LOVE YOU. Meet me at the Bridge of Love at 6:00 pm and I will meet you there. There we will discuss our love. So until I see you.

Love.

Someone who you've known for a long time.

P.S. Dress fancy

Yes Kon had it all figured out. So while all the important Female Soul Reapers were in the Gym Kon snuck in.

Kon: Ok this is Rukia's locker –puts note in locker- NOW I WILL HIDE

So Kon jumped into the nearest bag he could find and waited, and waited, and waited until.

Voice: OMG RUKIA –Kon snickers- I GOT A LOVE LETTER –Kon does anime jaw drop-

Rukia: Great Hinamori what does it say?

Momo: It says My Sweetest Love –squeals- IT IS FROM TOSHIRO

Rangiku: You sure?

Momo: Yes it says from someone who has known you for a long time and who else is there.

Rukia: Good point

Rangiku: Yeah OOH I love this –she hugs Momo tight against chest- I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO

Momo: Uh oh it is 2 I have to get a Kimono, do my hair, make up, and avoid Toshy-kun until tonight. BYE –runs away-

Rukia: Well I have to go now bye Rangiku –leaves-

Now Kon had to run and catch Momo before she got her heart broken, but he was in the wrong bag.

Rangiku: WHAT THE HELL ARE ZYOU DOING

Kon: Shut up you –eyes Rangiku- you marvelous beauty of female evolution

-Rangiku proceeds to beat up Kon-

Meanwhile with Momo running the letter slipped out and flew. And it flew and flew until it landed on a Soul Reaper's face. It was Izuru Kira.

Izuru: Hmmmmm. OMG MOMO LOVES ME and it makes sense because we both lost captains. I HAVE TO GET READY.

And with that the plot begins. Read and Review. I will update if I have the time. Bye.