One day Conker wakes up and sees the rain falling out side. He opens the
window. Then he hears a gun shot in front of him. A weasel was shooting at
him. "Die bastard!" and Conker throws a sword at him. The sword kills three
weasels. "That takes care a them." Conker shuts the window and a pitchfork
gives him some beer. "You alright there Conker?" "Hmm? Yeah, I'm fine. I
think I'm going to take a walk."
He walks off and sees what seems to be an image of Barry. "What the hell? I
thought she was dead." The image vanishes from sight.
He keeps going and sees Birdy. "Hello squirrelly. What does you want?"
"Nothin', just taking a walk."
He walks off and he sees the body of Barry. "Ok, somebody's screwin' with
me." Barry's body gets up and starts taking to Conker. "Hey Conker, over
here." Conker walks over to Barry and walks around her to see if it really
was her. "I don't think your Barry. What do you want?" "I want to kill you
and then be king." Conker looks at Barry with disbelief. "You definitely
aren't Barry." "You are right I am a clone of Barry made by an evil
professor. I will become king and you shall die." "Whoa, why do you want
to kill me, why can't I just give you the throne and I don't died? How does
that sound?" "Sounds good but no deal." Conker takes out his chainsaw and
cuts off the clone's head.
He goes back to the castle and sits in the thrown getting drunk and ends up
in a bar fight with some weasels and kills them.
