A Brief (or maybe not so brief) Outline of Our Story,
And Why Some of You Will Want Us Dead
Before you read the rest of the story, please take a few minutes to read this small nugget of information. It should make things a lot clearer when you read the rest of the story.
This story was started in 2005 at a sleepover at Lulu's (emopygmepuff's) house. She grabbed a notebook, threw it to Cat (egolust92) and said "write down what I say". Lulu said a small paragraph, which Cat copied down, and then it was Lulu's turn to write. However, Lulu did not stick to what Cat was saying, it got twisted somehow along the way, and that's how this story began. We no longer write what the other says, we write what we want.
We each take it in turns to write sections, and it has now spanned over 40 A4 pages, back and front.
To be able to tell who wrote which part, emopygmepuff will be in bold and egolust92 will be in italics.
We will try to split the story into easily digestible chunks, so there will be a lot of chapters.
We expect to get a lot of bad reviews for this. Although it does stick loosely to the original Harry Potter stories, there are modifications. We know it is pretty much AU (alternate universe), there's bound to be some Mary-Sue, there are loads of new characters we have created, and some celebrities feature in it too. I know there are authors out there that do not like this kind of stuff, but please, DON'T LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS FEATURING THE ABOVE. IT'S A WASTE OF OUR TIME AND YOURS. Authors of such negative comments will be blocked from reviewing the story again. We only want positive comments. The whole purpose of publishing this story is to make people laugh, not vomit and cry.
If you have read this page first, please include (Y) in your review. That way we can recognise who accepts the way this story is written, and who has paid attention to us rambling.
Enjoy the rest of this story,
Emopygmepuff and egolust92.
More commonly known as egopygmepuff92.
