This is just a random idea i had hat involves the charters in Bleach telling what they think of each other. And, it could just be me, but why is upload and posting so difficult?

Disclaimer: … I don't own you don't sue and everyone will be happy.

Chapter 1: Kenpachi Zaraki

Ichigo: That man is crazy. Every time he's around I have to run for my life or fight him, and there's no way in hell Ima fight him again.

Ikkaku: Zaraki-Taichou is amazing. He's my hero!

Yumichika: He's a great captain but, quite frankly, his fighting is so ugly.

Unohana: That man sets a bad example for his squad. Even when there isn't war going on the 4th squad constantly has to take care of those idiots because they're always getting hurt fighting.

Byakuya: That man is nothing more than an uncivilized brute from the Rukongai district.

Grimmjow: (hiding behind rock)… H-he k-killed Nnoitra l-like he w-w-was nothing w-when he decided t-to use t-two hands. *shivers*

Ulquiorra: …brute

Nemu: The sad thing is… I think I'd rather have Zaraki-Taichou as my taichou than Kurotsuchi-Taichou. (looks to make sure said taichou isn't listening)

Yachiru: YAY KEN-CHAN!!!