Eds of Oblivion
(A/N) I don't own Ed, Edd n' Eddy, they belong to AKA, nor do I own The Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Bethesda owns that. But on with the story...
It was a gloomy day, Eddy stared out his window at the rain beating down, there was nothing good on the TV and nothing else to do. Eddy hadn't seen Ed or Edd all day, but had a good idea of where they would be. Edd was almost defiantly in his garage doing an experiment with something and Ed was either watching his ancient B-Movies or trying to help Edd, but failing.
"Screw this" thought Eddy, as he got up opened his door and ran across the open street over to Edd's house. He banged on the garage door and waited for Edd answer. As soon as Edd slide the door open just a crack, Eddy had slipped under and was standing next Edd clutching his wet arms.
"Goodness Eddy" exclaimed Edd before getting Eddy a towel. Eddy looked around, but saw no experiment or invention. "Hey Double D, where's the experiment or what ever you were doing in here?" asked Eddy, "Oh, right. The garage is way to small for my new inventions, so I built a new lab underground" explained Edd, "This way please" directed Edd leading Eddy to a trap door hidden under a work bench. The two descended the ladder that lead them to a small platform next to some tracks.
Edd pushed a button and a tram began approaching the platform, stopping just in front of the pair. The two boarded and the tram continued along a tunnel. "Damn sock head, how long you been building this?"asked Eddy amazed. "About two years. I got Ed to do most of the heavy work until I got some machines to finish it" explained Edd, proud that Eddy appreciated his work.
The tram stopped at another station and Edd and Eddy got off. They walked through a door way that read "Sector C: Teleportation". "Teleportation?" asked Eddy "yeah, makes getting materials a hell of a lot easier. And it'll make my moon base a lot easier to reach" replied Edd, "MOON BASE!?" said Eddy looking as if his jaw was dislocated. "HAHA, not yet. I'm still planning" said Edd smiling.
The two finally arrived in the main chamber. Ed was on the far end playing a game on one of the many computers. Eddy looked around and saw the teleporter. It was a cylinder roughly 2 meters in diameter and 6 meters tall. There was an elevator at the bottom to take the person up to the correct height.
"ED! Get off that computer, it's got the coordinates on it" yelled Edd noticing Ed's game. Ed quickly turned off the game and went to greet Eddy. "Hiya Eddy" said Ed in his usual happy tone "hey Ed, how long have you know about this place?" Eddy asked, "Oh ages Eddy, but Double D told me not to tell you, or you might try explode it" said Ed, "That's,EXPLOIT, Ed" corrected Edd as he typed in something on one of the computers. "Yeah whatever" said Eddy dismissing Ed.
"So, where we going first Double D?" asked Eddy excitedly, "A bank? The Jaw breaker factory? Nazz's shower?" continued Eddy. "No Eddy, I have to have another teleporter to go there, I haven't figured out how to place matter in any location, we're just to warp across the lab to the other one I made in Sector F." explained Edd. "Aww fine, be that way. But I'm still coming with you" demanded Eddy. "Sure, fine. Let me just finish these calculations" stated Edd as he continued to type.
"Ok, I just gotta make sure all the power couplings are secure and that the generators are working properly. I'll be back in about 15 minutes" said Edd as he dropped down a trap door with a sign next to it saying "Generators".
"What am I supposed to do for 15 minutes" Eddy muttered to himself. He noticed a glass tank full of an orangery liquid, so he investigated that.
Ed however, took out a laptop from his bag which he carried around the lab. He plugged it into the computer he'd been kicked off earlier, it loaded up almost immediately because it was using the other computers processing power. He loaded up his game and continued to play.
Above ground the light rain had grown into a full blown lightning storm. The sky light up every 10 seconds and thunder rattled the houses. A single bolt of lightning snapped from the sky and hit the satellite on top of Edd's garage. The surge of power flew down the circuits and into the lab. The computers were designed to be able to handle this, but Ed's laptop wasn't. Everything inside of it was killed, but the data was backtracked into the main computer.
The main computer shut off for a few seconds but came back on. Ed blew a sigh of relief but failed to notice that the data on the screen was different from what it used to be. The screen was churning out tons of data and calculations until it stopped and said "Coordinates found. New destination accepted".
Edd emerged from the trap door and said "Ok guys the power is A-OK, so lets get this party started" "Now please do exactly as your told and we'll no problems, understood?" said Edd, "Yeah yeah let's do this already" replied Eddy getting impatient.
"Ok, now just stand on this platform and don't touch anything while I power this up" said Edd as he flicked some switches. Ed and Eddy stood on the platform and waited fro Edd to finish. Edd pulled a lever and quickly joined Ed and Eddy on the platform before four bars came down and closed off the platform. The platform lifted by about 2 meters. Several rings started to circle the platform, slowly getting faster. Then four lasers fired onto the platform and some lights came on. The whole devise was shaking and sparks kept erupting from different parts.
Eddy felt himself getting lighter and tried to say something to Edd but his voice sounded like he was talking through a fan. Suddenly a bright light enveloped them and Eddy heard a sound much like a distant scream.
Suddenly Eddy felt himself flying. It felt like he was traveling at thousands of miles through space.
He couldn't see anything but could hear a distant beat. Then, like waves, he felt something hit him in the ribs. He thought his ribs would were going to break, he couldn't breath and felt like he was going to vomit. Then he heard the scream again, but this time it was getting closer until suddenly ..
Eddy flew forward and hit the ground hard. All was quiet, he could feel a breeze and as his hears cleared he could her birds and the sound of waves splashing.
Eddy sat up but kept his eyes closed. He felt the ground beneath him, it was dirt, he could could feel tall grass. He opened his eyes and saw...
(A/N) That's the first chapter people, review it I'll update ASAP.
