Random Redwall CRAP (Part 2)

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Onboard the Death Star, Darth Vader was watching a view port overlooking the explosion.

"Yes! I win!" He exclaimed. He then rushed off to the bathroom. Inside was the ghost of Martin, downloading illegal porn off of . Martin looked up.

"Yer want some weed? He said.

"Oh yea, sure!" Vader said happily. Martin was then sucked into an exhaust port. Vader then sat on the toilet smoking weed until an alarm blared. He quickly threw the weed out through the exhaust port were it was found by Boba Fett five years later. Vader ran out.

"Wuz goin' on?" He said. He then realized that there were Redwallers dressed up as Ewoks and rampaging around with nuclear grenades (bite sized).

"Ma Deth Sta!" Squealed Vader. He tried to electrocute Simeon, who was using his natural ability of the force to sense the Stormtrooper closest to him, then use a Honda Accord to run them over. But when Darth Vader used force lightning it rebounded off his metal gloves and killed him. Everybody celebrated and drank wine for the next 100 years. By then the 2nd Death Star Destroyed the first with an oversized blaster pistol.

"Victory dance!" The Emperor said, shooting himself in the head. The Empire somehow still eventually won.