StarClan always watched over the warriors of the four clans. They never interfered, only watched. But what fun is that? Secretly, all StarClan cats watched the Warriors fandom as well. They laughed at the absurd, but funny pairings the fans made up, and watched the debates over canon pairings. Little did they know, the dark forest also watched these fandom debates. They suddenly randomly obtained laptops and got together to read ALL the fanfiction on the website, fanfiction. net, even the crappy ones. (Hey, you would be bored if you were them too!) They were seriously amused by these fanfictions.
"I have an idea, daddy!" Hawkfrost suddenly meowed.
"What kind of idea?" Tigerstar asked.
"To get revenge on StarClan and the living clans."
And Hawkfrost whispered his evil plan to Tigerstar, Darkstripe, Brokenstar, and Clawface. And the authoress decided, for her own amusement, to give them the powers to carry it out. And so, the evil cats created a world where all the fans of shippings would live in their cat form, and obsess over shippings, and they decided to send the cats in it. Using the OMG RELE111 PWNSOME powers the authoress gave them, they sent StarClan, ThunderClan, RiverClan, WindClan, and ShadowClan to the world…
Firestar woke up from his nap, and stretched out his limbs, yawning. But the ground did not feel the same. It felt hard and rough, instead of the soft bedding. Where was he? He smelled the air, and it smelt like salt. And he looked to the water and gasped, "This must be the sun-drown place Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight were talking about!" He exclaimed loudly.
Suddenly, a silver she-cat came up to him, "Oh my StarClan! I LOVE BrambleSquirrel! Are you a new shipper? Come too the ship!"
"Er…"
Stammered Firestar, but the cat pulled him towards a giant brown
thingy with white clouds hanging from it floating on the water. And
what was BrambleSquirrel? He was led onto the thing called a 'ship'
or something, and there were tons of other cats on it. And he looked
out into the water, and saw other of these so-called 'ships'.
Some had more cats than others, and some were throwing stuff out to
other ships. "What are these?"
"This is the world of
Warriors shippings! We have great pairings like BrambleSquirrel and
SandFire, (AN: I hate both of these pairings! XD) and some
terrible ones like AshSquirrel and CloudDaisy, but not all of us
agree, so we fire canon-balls at each other. (AN: No, not cannon
balls! Canon balls!)
"Canon balls?" Firestar asked, but suddenly the cat rushed away, and he followed her. Another ship was headed towards them, and it threw a black thing to their ship.
It was shrieking, "Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight never even said, 'I love you!'"
Then
another cat in their ship was putting a black thing, in a container
muttering, " Lets hit the AshSquirrel with this."
"Neither
did Ashfur and Squirrelflight!" It screeched.
And on went the battle. "Yes they did, remember? And Ashfur was only trying to protect Squirrelflight from Brambleclaw being mean!"
"But Ashfur stole Squirrelflight from Brambleclaw!"
"No, Brambleclaw stole Squirrelflight from Ashfur!"
Firestar could see this was not going to go anywhere, so he decided
to leave this ship, but was held back again by the same Silver
she-cat.
"WAIT! Don't you want to see my shipper's
card?"
"Sure!" Firestar meowed, and then thought, as
long is it makes you shut up!
And the Silver She-cat gave him this thin thing, which had markings.
Firestar realized that he surprisingly could understand it. It
said:
Shipper name: Silverrain
Shippings supported: BrambleSquirrel, FireSand, LeafCrow, GraySilver, DustFern, LionHeather
Shipper profile: Silverrain follows the canon lines strictly, and hardly ever strays out of it. No slash liked. No crack liked.
Firestar did not understand what it meant, but it let him leave, and so he didn't care.
AN: I don't care what people think of this! It is making fun of shippings, and it is for my own amusement.
