my naem is gina zephyr ex-sanguinate paramount speed. i was burn in liberty city butt i was bout by an evil pump and now work as a slut in vice sity. I'm not reely a sult butt the mean pimp maeks me do it or hell beet the livin shit outta me n rip off my purfict nipples an gaint breads. Also cut my dik of. im a hemaphrodike an hav both a pennis and a vagona. i lso hav reely lung hair like a godess queef sprkling eys one ruby an on saphir. im heterochromatic cus im a chmiera, but not hetrosexil im punsexual. im a hot womin tho evun wit my cok, my prclean horeglas figur is bootilicas an no men or lebian can resit me.

i wus on my jub fukin doods an getin beet up for having a dock wen i gut piked up for having a dock wen i gut piked up by tis HAWT itlian lukin gay in a blue shit with perty fluwers on it. he sed to me "hey babbezzxxx my naems timy vorecati lets fuk" an i was like "OMG YAS but i hav bot a vagen an pennus is taht ok?"

"yeh its gud im actuly bi lik luv fist, i can do tat"

tomy pickd me up in hus car, wich wasnt realy his cus i saw him steel it frum som fat dude acros teh stret, but anwho, we prked in a pubic park an had teh MOST EPIC AMAZIN SEXX EVUR. he fukd me, tehn let me do his but cus hes bi an tehn he did my but too! i was in luv, no othr cutomr was dis gud.

but it turns ot timy was...a greedy cumbag!

he kikd me ot of his car, beet teh shit outta me, tehn tuk al my munny. i died for 5 whole minuts befur tose healy necromancr parmedick gays tuchd me an saved my lief cus im to yung to dye.

i cunt beleeve it! he was a badd gay jst liek my fatter claw! i cryed, then ran into the water wer the evul baterd culdnt folow me. in teh water i met a magic fish, who tuld me a profesy, taht my dad an timoy the ashol wer ment to bee sulmaets. i was col wit this, im not homophonic an can deel wit my dady beng bi.

butt tehn...teh fish gav me teh wurst news evur.

i was pragnent with tomy vurceti's evul sin babby!

I tryed to cry, butt teers dont fal in watr. I ran al da way bak to my pimps hose an cryed into his lip. my pmp lauhed, tehn tuk his faec of wich was just a mask. he was actuly...clawde!

"my dauter son thing...thou arst a mistaketh of natureth" he hised at me as his hed spun arond liek a posesed demin. my dady tehn rapped me an beet te shit ot of my dik becas he depised my tubsteak. tehn he kiked me so hrd on of my kidneys eploded, but teh babby survied. i ran al the wai to teh mabilu cryeng al da way ther. in the malbue tinny was ther shoting cop striprs wit bazokas n sht. ANWAY.

"TOMY IM PUNGENT WIT YOUR CHILD!" i cald owt to him.

tommy dropd teh bazoka an cryed as he intantly fel in luv wif me. he held me an apolgized fur kilin me, he jsut has medickal conishun wich makes him evul. i furgivd him kisd him tehn he gaev me bak th munny he stol. tehn he propsied to me! OMG. timey verteces wantd to mary me!

"OMG OMG YAS" i screemed butt tehn i remembred teh fish profesea an cryed becas he was mad fur my evil rappist dad nut me!

"wats teh mater guuuuuuuurl" he cooed to me in italin.

"a pyskik fish sais your to mary my dady not me!" i cryed big jucy wet teers wich soked my flauless clevege.

"whos youre dad?" he kids me on teh clevege an likd teh teers. i got an erectin.

"clad sped" i wisperd to him tehn kisd his wrinky bro.

we maed ot an maed plans to buld a nurery in teh mansin...but tehn teh miltary caem fur tomy! he had a 6 str wuntd levul from bazokaing shit!

CLITHANGR