This is the way I thought Bella's birthday in new moon should of went.

Bella Pov

We were pulling up to the house now. Bright light shined from every window on the first two floors. I moaned.

Edward took a few breaths to calm himself" this is a party Bella, be nice"

"sure" I muttered.

They were all waiting in the huge white living room, when I walked in the door the greeted me with a large chorus of "happy birthday Bella" while I blushed and looked down. I looked to the corner and found a huge cake and strangely 1 present, I thought Alice would of gone overboard but she seemed to stick to my obligations.

" we all pitched in for your pressie Bells, we got you something that you could use while Eddie here is hunting" Emmett sung as Edward snarled at his nickname.

" well come on open it dear" Sweet, sweet Esme was she always this nice?

I got handed a huge present and I stared down at it, did I just feel something move.

I hesitantly opened it and discovered it was a pet snail.

" awwwwwww, it's sooooo cute!" I cooed to the snail

" were glad you like it" Carlisle chirped in

" We named it for you" Alice and Edward sung in harmony which made me laugh.

I looked down to find the snail wearing a little name tag, it read BOB. I looked at edward and got lost in his golden eyes and then looked back to BOB. He wasn't there I looked directly at Jasper and found BOB in his mouth.

" Jasper" I complained

" Sorry Bella, I will get you a new one"

" O M G!!! can this one be named Jasper because you ate my first one?"

"Sure Bellwardo" Edward said

I just strangely looked at him.