Eight Is ENOUGH
By DaBillmann
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy, Glee, Tru Calling, Bring it on or Eight Is Enough. All characters titles, places etc from those fandoms are the property of their various creators. I make no money off of this. Bill Gordon and any other OC's are my own creation.
A/N:
Mostly a Buffy/Glee crossover, but I am also using the characters of Tru Davies from Tru Calling and Missy Pantone from Bring It On as Faith from BTVS's twin sisters. So , guess this is technically a multi fandom crossover. I am also using an OC as one of the main characters. I am not a professional writer by any means, I I just tend to be able to write better using this character. Some may consider this character a Mary Sue, and if you don't like that sort of thing, go ahead and don't read it. If I post other stories he may make other appearances. Reviews welcome but please, try not to be TOO mean. This is my first published story. NOT proof read by anybody, and my typing can be ATROCIOUS, so, my apologies ahead of time for any creative typing.
A/N2:
This story deals with an adult poly relationship, a group marriage consisting of one man and three women. Not just about a man with three wives, the girls are also in love with and married to each other. Story is rated M for language, sexual sitiations, including F/f and group, consensual and non conscensual spanking of adults, non concensual spanking of minors and references to child abuse. If any of these thgins offend you, please, don't read it.
A/N3:
I've read a lot of Glee stories with interesting twists on the family dynamic. Quinn and Rachel as Santana and Brittany's daughters, Puck, Santana and Rachel as siblings, etc. For some reason, I wanted the kids to be from outside Glee, and what better to use than Buffy? Well ,there's probably something out there, but this works for me.
A/N4:
I would like to acknowledge Loves Sock Monkeys. Their Faberritana stories really helped me get an idea how a poly/DD relationship might work. Their story "Love and Forgiveness" in particular helped inspire part of this story. Thanks LSM. You're the best.
Chapter One
In the big house on Revello Drive in Sunnydale California, chaos reigned supreme.
Ok, so most people would call it chaos. Bill Gordon called it, life. As he walked down the stairs, last in the shower again, he listened to the melodious sounds that had caused he and Santana to nickname their house The Hellmouth.
"Don't be so nervous, Buffy! We'll be fine."
"But it's the FIRST game tonight,Darla! What if I mess up?"
"Then everybody will laugh and you'll have to move to Alaska, Buff."
"Kennedy, stop tormenting your sister. She's nervous enough!."
"Sorry Buffy. Mama! Where are my cleats? I have practice today!"
"Good luck in court today, Mom."
"Thank you Darla, honey"
"Really Mami! I'm sixteen! No car dates is ridiculous! You're as bad as Daddy! Why not just put me in a convent?"
"Oh yeah, I need my permission slip signed for my field trip next Wednsday! Can I have some more juice?"
"Cordelia Judith! Do we REALLY need to have another talk about your
smart mouth?"
"N-no Ma'am!"
"They're in your back pack like they always are ,Kenny. Your slip is signed and in your backpack, Buffy. And yes you may. Tara, do you need anything else, Baby?"
"Tara please answer your Mama verbally."
"No thank you Mama."
Bill stood in the doorway and smiled at his beautiful and totally unconventional family. It was crazy, living in a house with eight females, but he loved them all dearly.
Bill Gordon had known Santana Lopez since they were in kindergarten. They became fast friends but drifted apart in middle school, then became friends again when they wound up in their high schools Glee club with Brittany Pierce, and Quinn Fabray .The worst kept secret at William Mackinley high school in lima Ohio had been that Brittnay and Santana were lovers, and the second worst kept was that they were best friends with benefits with Bill. What was a WELL kept secret was the fact that the three had entered into a poly relationship with Quinn as well. Nobody knew that when they all wound up going to college in New York that they had plans to live together there.
They kept their secret until the girls started getting pregnant within a few months of each other. Everybody was shocked, but they decided to have the babies and raise them together. Bill and Quinn had bothbeen disowned by their families, so they sat down with Santana and Brittany's parents to explain the situation. All accepted it, and that the four were going to be together, though Santana's father was not exactly gracious about it. He felt Bill was building his own little "harem". Their friends from Glee club were almost universally accepting, and the foursome had a small group marriage ceremony. Though the marriage was not legal, the girls all changed their sur names to Gordon and moved to Sunnydale California, and transferred to UofC Sunnydale campus, as group marriages were generally more accepted in California than in other places.
The following July, Quinn gave birth to Cordelia . Two months later, Santana gave birth to Kennedy, three months later, Tara was born to Brittany. They thought they were done, but 13 months later Brittany gave birth to fraternal twin girls, Darla and Buffy. Five girls! Sometiems it boggled Bills mind.
Bill's parents died in a car accident while they were all in college, and though they had disowned Bill, had never changed their will, so Bill inherited everything. As the Gordon's had been wealthy, the family now found that they never had to worry about money, though Bill Santana and Quinn insisted on graduating college and going to work. Bill and Santana with teachign degrees, Quinn with a law degree. Bill and Santana got jobs at Sunnydale high teaching History and English, respectively, Bill also coaching the schools glee club, and Santana coaching the cheerleading team. Quinn went to work for a law firm and specialized in family law. When the girls got older, Bill bought a studio for Brittany and they where she taught dance lessons.
The four were a wonderful parenting team, with Bill and Quinn being the main disciplinarians, Brittany being the nurturing mothering one, and Santana being the fun one, though she could get strict and was probably the scariest when she did. Unlike many teenagers, the girls had definate rules to follow, and definate consequences when those rules were broken. None of the girls were strangers to a sore bottom and an early bedtime. Bill ran the show. They were all four partners, but if there was a dispute, he got the deciding vote. The wives all had behavior "flaws" they wanted to correct, so, Bill set down a set of rules to be followed, and the adults, like the kids, were no strangers to the consequences of breaking them.
With three mothers, it was quickly realized that it could get confusing as to which Mom one of the girls was referring to, so, each used a different variation of "mother". Santana's was easiest, they used the hispanic "Mami". Brittany was "Mama", and Quinn, simply "Mom" sometimes drawn out to "Mommy" when the girls were feeling particularly vulnerable . The girls all called Bill "Daddy".
.Oh, and they also had a three year old golden retriever named Harper.
"Good morning my beautiful ladies," called Bill, happily. As always, Santana and Quinn were sitting at the table with the girls, while Britt puttered around, her own breakfast basically untouched. Bill walked around the table, greeting each of his daughters with a kiss on top of their heads.
"Good morning Daddy," said 16 year old Cordelia. Cordelia was the tallest of the girls as well as the oldest at 5'7". She was a brunette with brown eyes. All the girls were beautiful, but Cordy was stunning. She was the most like Quinn, with a touch of Santana. She could be snarky, and had a tendancy to speak her mind, posessing virtually no internal filter. A junior at Sunnydale High, she was also the youngest head cheerleader the school had had in recent years. Cordelia was the HBIC.
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Kennedy, also 16 and also a junior, tried to mumble "Morning Daddy" around a mouthful of cereal, then looked sheepishly at Quinn as the latter gave her the famous Fabray Eyebrow. Kennedy shared Santana's latina looks, jet black hair, and dark, almost black eyes. She was the tiniest of the girls, barely 5'2". She was a jock , playing soccer and field hockey. Like Cordy, she tended tobe blunt and speak her mind, but, she cared almost nothing for fashion or makeup, preferring a t-shirt and jeans to the short skirts and blouses Cordy preferred. Kennedy was the Tomboy.
15 year old Tara reached out and hugged Bill when he came to her, quietly saying "Morning Daddy".She was a pretty girl, with long straight blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. She had her Mama B's sweet loving nature, but was quiet and painfully shy, seldom speaking. Much of the time her parents had to coax or cajole her to speak. She was coming out of her shell a little had a lovely singing voice and, at Buffy's prodding, HAD joined the glee club. Though only three months younger then Kennedy, Tara was a sophmore, because of where her birthday fell. All of the other girls would talk to Tara about their problems. Tara was the Listener.
Fraternal twins, Darla and Buffy both had their Mama's blonde hair and their Daddy's green eyes. Both were petite, between Kennedy and Tara height wise. They were 14 and freshmen Both were very sweet, outgoing and gregarious "Good morning Daddy," they both sing songed.
Darla was perhaps the most girly girl of the bunch. She really didn't understand Kennedy's obsession with chasing other girls around a soccer or hockey field, getting all dirty and sweaty. Like Cordy, she was on the cheerleading team, and was probably the most boy crazy of the girls. Darla was the Princess.
Buffy was in some ways the California blonde. She came across as kind of quirky and a little ditzy. . She was on the cheer team with Darla and Cordy, and in Glee club with Tara . Buffy was the hardest of the girls to label, basically, just being Buffy.
Having greeted each of his daughters, Bill went up to Brittany and gave her a deep kiss that made her moan. He turned her away from what she was doing and pointed her at the table, giving her bottom a smack to get her moving. She "eep"ed and obeyed. He then went over and greeted Quinn, then Santana with an equally deep kiss. Both moaned like Brittany had and Santana sassily murmured "Good morning Daddy." The adults antics were greeted with a chorus of "Geeze you guys!" and "Ew, gross," by their daughters, all of whom were grossed out by their parents "acting like teenagers" Even Tara rolled her eyes, but she gave Bill a grin that said she was just playing along. Bill surreptitiously winked at her then sat down between Buffy and Kennedy
"Daddy, Mami, we were all wondering," said Cordelia aftar a moment. As the oldest, she often played "spokesperson" for the girls. "Didy either of you have a chance to talk to Mr. Lehane?"
Bill sighed. The Lehane girls had often been a topic of conversation over the last year. Martin and Doris Lehane had moved from Boston to Sunnydale two years ago. They had three daughters, identical triplets, Faith, Tru, and Missy. Last year, Missy had joined the cheerleading team and Tru had joined Kennedy's soccer team. Niether Bill or Santana knew much about Faith, except that she was a good student, and a bit of a discipline problem Unfortunately, Doris was diagnosed with cancer, and had started fading quickly. Martin claimed he needed all three of his girls help taking care of her and the house, so, both girls had to quit. Doris had died in May, and Cordelia and Kennedy both hoped the girls would be allowed to rejoin, but when asked, they simply said "I can't". Bill and Santana had both tried to get ahold of Martin, hoping they could talk him into letting the girls rejoin. Bill had even heard Faith sing once and thought she'd be good for the glee club. Both he and Santana agreed, these poor girls needed an extra curricular activity.
"I'm afraid not, mija," said Santana, absently playing with Tara's hair. "I called and left a couple of messages but he never got back to me. To be honest, I've only ever met the man at his wifes funeral."
"You're not missing much,' said Bill taking a long swig of his diet pepsi. He was just as caffiene addicted as Santana and Quinn, but could not drink coffee or tea. Something about both upset his stomach badly. Brittany was NOT a fan of soda, but, she made a concession for Bill. "I spoke to him once when Faith was acting up in my class. I REALLY did not like the man. He seemed like an overly controlling creep to me."
"Mom," piped up Darla. "Can't you do anything?" Bill smiled. The girls all seemed to think Quinn being a lawyer coudl fix most problems.
"I have no idea what, Babygirl," said Quinn apologetically. "I'm afraid there is no way you can make someone let their child join an extra curricular activity, no matter how badly you think the child needs it."
"M-maybe if Mami or Daddy talks to him, Mr Lehane will see reason," said Tara quietly.
"I really doubt it, T-bear," said Bill. "The man has shit for brains. And I could swear I saw it leaking out his ears last time I spoke to him." Bill smirked at his ladies' reactions. Santana and Kennedy laughed. Quinn glared at him. Brittany rolled her eyes and said "Language!". Tara blushed. Buffy and Cordy both just shook their heads. Darla's reaction took the cake.
"Daddy!" she whined, wrinkling her nose. "That's repulsive! We ARE eating here!"
Bill laughed. "I'm sorry Princess," he said, not seeming at all sorry. "Still love your old Daddy, even if he DOES say repulsive things?"
Darla gave him a sassy grin and quppied "I'm thinking about it!" Everybody laughed at their antics. He had super close relationships with all his girls, but he and Darla just loved to tease each other.
Santana suddenly looked at the time and stood up, picking up her plate, silverware and coffee cup. "Shit" she said. Britt gave her a Look as Quinn smacked her on the butt and both warned "Launguage!". "Ouch. Ok ok, SHOOT! Cordy, Darla, Buffy, we need to get going. We have early practice this morning for the game tonight." All three stood up and started clearing their plates. Buffy looked at Quinn imploringly.
"I know you have court today," she said softly. "But, will you make it to the game today?"
Quinn smiled at Buffy lovingly. Their youngest (Darla was three minutes older) was the most vivacious and outgoing of the girls, but, after Tara, she was also the most vulnerable. Quinn got up and hugged her tightly, reaching out and gripping a smiling Darla's hand. "Oh, Baby," she said. "I may not be able to make every game. And I may be a LITTLE late tonight, but, like I told your sisters, I will ALWAYS make your first game."
Buffy hugged her back and whispered in her ear "Thank you, Mommy."
"Ok you two," Bill said to Tara and Kennedy as he too stood and cleared his spot. "We better get moving too. T-Bear, we have an early morning glee club practice so I can get in some extra work with some of the weaker dancers."
"Ok, Daddy," said Tara smiling as she stood and cleared her own spot. Tara was not one of the dancers who needed help, but, she usually went to most glee club practices with Bill. Buffy didn't need to go. She was one of their best dancers. Tara was one of their best singers.
"I can't believe I have to go in early too when I am the only one who doesn't have an early practice," groused Kennedy clearing her own spot. "It's SO unfair!"
"Well, one day you'll be a parent too then YOU can be unfair," said Quinn, chuckling at the glare Kennedy gave her as the girls all left the room to brush their teeth and grab their stuff. Once they were alone she looked at her spouses and shook her head. "I did NOT just say that! God, I am turning into Judy!" They all laughed as Brittany wrapped her arms aroudn Quinn and hugged her.
"It could be worse," said Bill. "The other day, I caught myself telling Cordy "LIFE isn't fair, Ladybug." I'm surprised she's speaking to me!" All three girls groaned at that as the four adults lined up in the living room. A few minutes later, a stampeding herd of teenaged girls came down the stairs, heading out the door and giving each of their parents a hug, kiss and "I love you" before running out and hopping into Bill's and Santana's cars. Though the girls rode with their parents every morning, they said their goodbyes at home so as not to embarass the girls in front of their friends.
"Have fun and learn something cool," called Brittany as she did every morning.
"And behave," added Quinn.
Once the girls were in the car, Bill stepped up to Quinn and Santana to Brittany and exchanged heated kisses, then changed places.
"I'd tell you two to behave, but it would be pointless," growled Quinn sexily, making Brittany giggle.
"True dat," she said.
Bill and Santana exchanged a mock angry look and each smacked one of the blondes on the backside. "There's likely to be more of that after the game tonight," warned Santana.
"Promises promises," purred Quinn, exchanging a conspiritorial look with Britt. The girls were all going to be out tonight, Cordelia at a party after the game, then spending the night at her friend Harmony's, Darla and Buffy at a slumber party for the freshman cheerleaders whose parents were not allowing them to attend the party, and Kennedy and Tara spending the night with friends. The four adults were looking forward to some alone time.
Suddenly, the horn honked loudly making all four jump.
"Kennedy," growled Santana. "If that girl honks ONE more time there are going to be three sore bottoms around here instead of two tonight!"
"Make that four," said Bill, turning Santana to the car and smacking her butt. "You're all three getting spanked tonight!"
All three girls moaned in arousal, then all four exchanged "I love you"'s as Bill and Santana left.
Quinn and Brittany stood there with their arms around each other and waved as the two cars pulled out of the driveway.
"They are all totally nuts," said Quinn with an affectionate smile. "And the two big ones are worse individually than the five little ones put together!"
Brittany nodded in agreement and kissed the shorter blonde. "They're lucky they have us to be the adults." Quinn laughed and scampered up the stairs to finish getting ready for work. Brittany closed the front door and went to finish cleaning the kitchen, with no doubt in her mind that she was the luckiest woman alive and that her life could not possibly be any fuller.
