A/N: Hello! I'm idiot with a keyboard, and this is my RS fanfic! It's not much, but I hope you like it! And remember to review! This is thought Oh and F1re0wnz, if you're reading this please come back I've got no one to talk to on Runescape...

Gielinor, the land of Runescape. Where to start? Wizards, warriors, rangers, cooks, slayers, fishermen, smiths, miners, merchants and many more populate this land. They all have a common goal: they seek fame and/or fortune. From killing dragons to cooking sharks, the people of Gielinor all work hard to earn their keep. Even the beggars work hard, living off what some kind soul can spare from his overflowing bank. This is a story of a certain mage, as he discovers a power which could upset the balance of Runescape forever...

"Alright," said Slipknot8832, placing 600,000 coins in the palm of the Varrock merchants hand. "I'll take the Mud Staff" The merchant smiled as he passed the heavy, mud splattered piece of wood to the elf. Slipknot8832 swung it round and leant on it in the classic mage pose. His elvish ears picked up a noise and he swung round. There was an overturned cart, with splattered lobsters all over the floor. In the middle of the carnage was a very confused female human ranger in blue dragon hide. A fisherman was on his knees, and he looked like he was about to burst into tears. "MY LOBSTERS!!" he screeched. He got up and turned to the dazed ranger. "YOU STUPID NOOB!" His yelled, his face screwed up in rage. The elf walked over to the merchant. "Calm down sir. You are getting worked up over nothing." He said in a calm voice. "NOTHING?? THAT WAS 200 FREAKIN' K WORTH OF LOBSTERS! NOW I'M RUINED!" The merchant was still very angry. He pulled an adamant mace from somewhere in his clothing. "I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!" He ran toward the ranger, who was still dazed from the impact. Slipknot8832 quickly drew 3 astral runes, 2 cosmic runes, 1 law rune and a nature rune from his colourful robes, and green energy gathered at his fingertips. He muttered a few words in the language of magic and shot out his free hand. The merchant was unable to move. "Sorry sir," Said the elf, his green elvish eyes really showing pity for having to use freezing magic on an innocent, "But I have to stop you from doing something you will regret."Some guards quickly jumped into action, taking the still angry merchant away somewhere where he could calm down. The elf walked over to the ranger and helped her up. "What happened there?" asked Slipknot8832. "He he, pretty elfey..." Said the ranger, still hurt quite badly from the impact. Slipknot drew 3 astral runes, 3 law runes, and a blood rune from his robe, and muttered more magic words. There was a glow, and the ranger felt better. "Uhhh... that's better... Hey wait are you a Lunar Mage?" Said the ranger, now restored to her usual, intelligent state. "Yeah, I am" "How did you freeze him? As far as I know, lunar mages don't have combat spells." "I used Spellbook Swap." The ranger gasped. Spellbook Swap was a legendary spell- the hardest spell to cast in all of Guthix's green earth. "Wha- what magic level are you?"She stuttered. Slipknot8832 paused. Should I tell her? That I'm actually more powerful than Zezima? NAH, JUST LIE! "My magic level is 99." He lied. "Wow..." replied the ranger. "So what is your name?" Said the elf, helping the awestruck ranger up. "F1re0wnz, sir." Replied the ranger politely. Slipknot8832 laughed. "Please, call me Slipknot8832! Now, you look like you could do with a drink." He said, taking his new friend to the Blue moon inn, near the edge of town.

A/N: Well what did you think? Review, and no flames about me or the game please. Next chapter should be up by next Sunday (Or ASAP if I get an idea!), if I don't get sidetracked.