What you wanted to know about anything.

By Sirius Black..

It was a happy day at the Black's house because it was the birthday of one of the Black's kids, in fact it was their perfect little gentleman's birthday, so as expected from such a well respected family a lot of the Wizarding world's most important persons were invited, as well as the family.

Everybody was already there, well…except for a tinny exception, the birthday boy's brother, this little boy's name was Sirius Black, and this name didn't describe this little person's personality at all, in fact it was the exact opposite. Sirius was a six years old, he had shabby black hair an

bright –with a mischievous glint- eyes, that also came with a mischievous smile. He was now in his bedroom, grounded. Again. This time it was because without meaning to, he closed the bathroom door in the middle of his brother's pet snake.

He still remembered after the incident the argument that he had with his mother as if it was just yesterday, as a matter of fact it had just happened yesterday.

*FLASHBACK*

"Sirius Black! Shame of my flesh! How could you decapitate your brother's pet snake?"

"It wasn't my fault, I was in the bathroom and I saw her in her way in but she wasn't inside yet so I closed the door and she moved fast and…and…and well she kind of lost her head and died."

"It was your fault! How many times have I told you not to use the toilet without closing the door?"

"A lot." He said looking at his feet.

"Then who's fault was it?"

"Mine…but mother, I was trying to imitate aunt Elladora!"

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Now, this boy was really bright for his age, he knew how to write, read and all that stuff, and the most important thing is that Sirius has the biggest imagination for ideating pranks, not a good thing for this family. Now he was looking at the mirror.

`I have to do something…I know!. I'll be Sirius Black: The reporter.´…That sounds good… I'm going to ask questions to those people I'm related to but I'll have to hide from Mom, Dad and Regulus.´

He took a notebook and a never-ending quill and tiptoed outside, he could hear people talking, and he heard things like: "…and people should burn those bloody muggles, like they tried to do with witches…". He started to gag, `suckers´, he heard someone else gagging and saw is eleven year old and favourite cousin, Andromeda.

"Hey Andy!". Whispered Sirius waving from behind a plant.

"Hey Siri!". She whispered back. "Aren't you supposed to be grounded?"

"Yep, but who cares?"

"Sorry, for a moment I forgot who was I speaking to…"He smiled sheepishly from behind the plant.

"Oh no! I know that smile, why are you risking getting caught?". Andromeda asked looking at him having a sneaking suspicion that he was planning something.

"Nothing…". Sirius said looking at his small feet.

"Siri?…"

"I'm playing reporter."

"That's it?".

"Yep. Wanna be my first interview?"

"All right, but can we go somewhere else? I don't like looking like I'm talking to a plant…"

"Okay, let's go to my bedroom."

They went to his bedroom, it's walls were sky blue and it had a bed, a small table with some drawings and a chair next to it, a dresser and some toys in the floor, next to dirty clothes.

Andromeda seated at the end of Sirius's bed and he took the chair.

"Here we go, first question: Do you know why our family are named after stars?, seriously…so many things to name us after…for example: flower, dog breeds, Latin names, imagine! I could be Fabio and you…Lolita!"

"There's no way I'm using the name Lolita!…Fabio…and I don't know why we are named after stars, but I definitely prefer star names than dog breeds."

"So tell me, what are you going to call your future daughter or son? Lyra or Cygnus?"

"mmm…how about Nymphadora or Saiph?"

"Is Nymphadora even a star?". He asked picking his nose.

"eww!…Sirius that's disgusting! And I suppose it's a star, if it isn't who cares?". She said while looking at Sirius disgustingly.

"For one your husband. And you know that she's gonna want people to call her by her last name? …at least that's what normal people would do…"

"And I prey for her to not be like you…well in some aspects…"

"Because I'm a nice kid?". He asked hopefully.

"Yeah Siri, that's why…". Andromeda answered while patting his head, he was looking at her quizzically.

"I'm not a dog Andy…".He whined. "Now one last question: WHY Nymphadora? C'mon!!

"Argh!!!". She left running.

"You still are my favourite cousin!". He called after her grinning.

"Oh, poor sister of mine…".Said a voice, and pretty girl with long black hair and blue eyes about 8 years old entered to Sirius's bedroom.

"How are you Bella?". He said thru gritted teeth still remembering the time when Bellatrix along with his brother Regulus started a fire in his father's study…he was the one that took the blame, that was on of the worst punishments he had ever received. He shrugged off the thought.

"Fine, well a little bored of all this old people that are downstairs, they don't stop pinching my cheeks." And she was right, her cheeks were very red.

"So you had to come here and visit your cousin?" He asked sarcastically.

"Actually, I was looking for my sister Narcissa, I want her to tell me stories about Hogwarts."

"Why don't you ask Andromeda?"

"Because she's going to be a blood traitor like you, I know it, she didn't even get into Slytherin, she got in Ravenclaw."

"Can I ask you some questions? I'm playing reporter."

"Let me think about it…Nope."

"Please? Or do you prefer old people pinching your cheeks?"

"Okay, I'll do it." She said quickly.

"First question: Do you know that if you keep hating muggles and you do anything bad at them you could end up in Azkaban?"

"I won't let people see me then, easy." She said smirking.

"Next question: What do you think about Rodolphus Lestrange… I know that when you see him you always blush." He said, now smirking at his cousin's face.

"You're lying." She said blushing.

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not."

"What do you know little midget?"

"Hey!, I'm not a midget." He said offended.

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not!."

"Yes, you are and you're also a baby." She said sticking out her tongue.

"Oh, and you are so big, you're only two years older than me…sorry to bring you down."

"Argh! Someday I'll kill you!"

"Yeah…just try you big girl…" He said sarcastically while looking at his nails.

"Argh!!". She left running.

"He, he, one down, a lot to go…" `now I have to find Narcissa…where can she be?´

He went downstairs and from behind a plant he observed the party, a lot of people were there, he could see a lot that he didn't know, until he saw him…the most hateful person in the world…at least for him, his name was Severus Snape, he was boy his age with greasy black hair, there was one time when his mother invited Severus to his house to play with him, at first he was a really shy boy, but then he started to comment his thoughts about muggles and the thing ended in a big fight. Now Snape was using his most hatred look, the one he saved specially for him on another person, he looked around and found him, a boy also his age but with messy black hair and hazel eyes behind round glasses, he was looking at Severus with a pure hatred look also.

"Mummy can we go now?". He asked tugging at his mother's sleeve.

"Not yet James." She answered.

`Oh no! I forgot about Narcissa I have to go!´. So Sirius left to the Hall area. `Now that she wasn't there I have to go look for my camera, I might get some blackmail material.´ He went for his camera, then he went opening each of the doors until he found what he wanted, smirking he started to take pictures of his cousin Narcissa without her shirt and a boy, a really blonde boy kissing her, they stopped after hearing the tenth clicking sound.

Narcissa looked around and screamed "Sirius!!!"

He left running to his bedroom, he quickly hided his camera, the door banged open and a very flushed Narcissa appeared, her blond hair clashing horribly with her red face, by her side was the very blonde guy looking flushed also.

"Hullo Narcy…and you are?". He added looking at the very blonde guy.

"What? You don't know me?".

"I only know you as the guy who was playing Birds and bees with my cousin."

"B-but you HAVE to know me"

"Nope, I definitely don't know you."

"Aren't you interested at least in knowing me?"

"The truth?…nah.."

"How can you don't know me?". He asked, this time in the verge of tears.

"I don't know, and since I don't know your name I'll just call you Albino kid."

"I'm Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy." He said proudly.

Sirius smirked.

"Well Malfoy Lucius Malfoy what do you want?"

"I'll tell you what I want you little-". Narcissa tried to grab Sirius's neck but Lucius stopped her.

"Now, now Narcissa, let me handle this." Said Lucius looking at her, he turned around and faced Sirius.

"Now, little boy-"

"Sirius."

"Well, Sirius. Can you give me those photos back? Please?". He asked sweetly disgustingly.

"Nope."

"What do you want then?". He snapped.

"mmm…let me think…". He tapped his chin with his finger. "I know! I want an interview with both of you."

"Okay then."

"First question: Do you know that if you have a kid he'll be too blonde?"

"Yes." They both said with painful smiles.

He looked at the suspiciously. "No! you`re doing it wrong! You have to think the answers, sorry I forgot…I'm talking to two blondes."

"Sirius give me the camera!". Screamed Narcissa.

"No!"

"Give me it!"

"No! I'll never surrender!". He left running, and stopped when he arrived at the door.

"Bye Narcy, bye Albino kid." He started to run again, he entered to the first door he could find, it was a guest room with two beds a portrait of a man.

"Sirius! What are you doing here?". The man in the portrait asked.

"Please Phineas don't tell them that I'm here." And he dived under the bed. He waited for a while and nobody came so he got bored…

"Phineas?"

"Yes Sirius?". Phineas said with a bored tone.

"Can I ask you some questions?"

"I'm free, so ask."

"You were headmaster in Hogwarts, weren't you?"

"Yes, I was and I'm proud to say that I was the least popular one."

"How much time were you the headmaster?"

"I only lasted for a year."

"Why?"

"Because Hogwarts is full of teenagers that don't know what they want…if you want to help them, they don't want your help, if you don't give them help at the end they wanted help…and they shout a lot also."

"Why?"

"Compressed anger, I expect."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Just because." Phineas said exasperated. Sirius looked at him quizzically from under the bed.

"I don't get it."

"Argh!!". And Phineas image disappeared.

"He must have went to his portrait at Hogwarts." Said Sirius with a smirk, he heard a noise and dived under the bed again, the door banged open, someone entered, closed it and screamed then the door opened again and Sirius could see the Albino kid.

"You're okay now Nancy?"

"Don't call me that! And yes I'm okay now, it's just that little kids, especially that one stress me."

"Oh." They went out and Sirius left his hiding place to the party, he saw the person he wanted, his brother Regulus, he was talking to Snape and both of them were looking repulsively at the boy with messy black hair, James, he waited until Snape left and went to talk to Regulus.

"Hello brother."

"What are you doing here?" . He asked hissing.

"Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.". He said casually.

"You just did, now leave my party or I'll call mother."

"Can I ask you some questions first?"

"But hurry I don't want people to see me with you?"

"Why don't you look up to me like the rest of younger brothers?"

"Because that was the first thing mother told me not to do."

"Why do you hate muggles?"

"Because mother told me that they have bugs and are smelly."

"Has she ever showed you any proof?"

"No…but she's my mother and I believe her, besides she loves me more." He said sticking out his tongue.

"Very mature…one last question, what are you going to do to that kid over there?". He asked pointing at James.

"The Potter kid? Well I think that both of you could be friends, mother says that all the Potters are blood traitors, but we had to invite them because the are a really important family in the wizarding community."

"You avoided my question. What are you going to do to him?"

"Me? Nothing…". Regulus answered innocently.

"Okay, then what's Snape going to do to him?"

"Oh, you should have asked that first." He said smirking.

"What?!"

"He's going to throw the punch on him."

Sirius turned around and saw Snape a few inches from James with a bowl of punch in his hands, he went running and pushed Snape, the punch bowl went flying and fell in…Regulus. Sirius looked at James, he looked surprised and muttered a "Thanks." And the both broke the silence that was now in the party, rolling in the floor with laughter and Regulus, coming out of his shock started to cry, his mother went to him, like everybody else and tried to make him stop crying.

"I think you should run now." Said James looking at Sirius.

"Yeah, I'll hide in a room, do you want to come with me?"

"Sure."

"By the way, I'm Sirius Black." He said sticking out his little hand.

"James Potter." He took Sirius's hand and both of them smiled.

They went to one of the rooms and started to talk.

"So I guess you're the white sheep of the Black family hu?"

"You just noticed?" Said Sirius grinning.

"I thought that all the Black family were bad."

"Well most of them, me, my cousin Andromeda and an uncle are the only ones that don't hate muggles."

"Oh." Suddenly from inside James robes came a muffled "James", he took a mirror from there.

"Hi mom."

"Hi sweetie, where are you?"

"With Sirius hiding."

"Oh my, darling we have to go, tell Sirius to go to bed and to stay there, one of his days I'll talk with his mother to see if he can go play to our house, she won't say no, we're the Potters."

"Okay mom."

"That was wicked." Said Sirius impressed.

"Yeah, I know, now mommy said that you should go to bed."

"Yeah, I'll wait until the morning for my punishment, say thanks to your mom…she sounds nice."

"Bye Sirius, it was nice to meet you." Said James looking at Sirius sadly.

"Bye James, nice to meet you too." And James left, Sirius went to his bedroom and fell asleep, happy because he had made a new friend.

Sirius woke up in the morning with his mother screaming.

"SIRIUS BLACK!!! Wake up now!!!"

"What mother?" He asked sleepily.

"How could you that to your brother yesterday?"

"It was his and Severus's fault."

"Don't say non sense."

"It's true, they were planning a prank to…the Potter kid." He didn't want his mother to find out that he was his friend.

"I don't believe you, now you're grounded for a month, you can't go to your cousin's house."

"Yes mother…mother? Can I ask you some questions?"

"About?"

"Life." She glared at him.

"Three questions."

"Have you ever consider a face lift?"

"Is that a muggle thing?"

"No, of course not, next question: are you sure I'm not adopted?" He asked hopefully.

"I'm sure, shame of my flesh, you hurt like hell."

"I didn't want to hear that, did you went to school with Salazar Slytherin?

"Do you think I'm that old?" She asked glaring at him.

"close to…Okay! Let's change the topic!"

"Sirius Black! You're grounded for two months!"

"Fine!" He said with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Fine!". She slammed the door closed, a muffled sound came from it a red puddle started to appear, to shouts sounded at the same time.

"Mother, my new snake escaped!"

"Mother, I think you should come to my room again, I think you killed something!" Shouted Sirius with laughter in his voice.





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A/N: This story has been writen by two brilliant authors (Max6 and Joy Lupin)

Disclaimer: We love Sirius...but we don`t own him, we love James...but we don`t own him, well in conclution we love all the Marauders -except for the bloody rat (who we don`t consider a Marauder)- but we don`t own them. We hate all the characters in this story except for Sirius, Andromeda, James, James`s mom and Snape. Kind of.

By now we think that you must have noticed that all the stuff we wrote above was pointless because at the end wath we were trying to say was that we don`t own any of this characters since J.K Rowling does. And if you don`t know who J.K Rowling is, well...where have you been? Uranus? (And if you don`t know her we also think that you`re pathetic.