One Random and Retarded Story
One Random and Retarded Story
Chapter one
Introduction
A/N: This is my very first fan fiction so if you have a problem with it put the complaint in the review. Master Chief, do you want to do the disclaimer?
Master Chief: "This guy does not own Naruto because Shonen Jump does."
Cortana: "or Halo for that matter because Bungie does."
One day in the land of fire two foreign ninja were walking along a path that would take them to Konoha AKA The Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Both ninja were from Australia (Unknown to the Naruto Universe) and were teenagers. One of them is older then the other. The oldest looked around 17 year's old, black hair and a tall, muscly body. He's the kind of person you don't want to mess around with when he's angry but when he is a good mood he is fairly nice. He is a Jonin but has the strength to put craters in the ground when he is pissed off. This guys name is Calum. The younger one is Ben; Ben is 15, has bluey-grey eyes, brown hair and a kind face with a grin. Ben is slightly shorter then Calum and a lot less muscles but he is still strong when he needs to be but he is lazy most of the time. Ben is a Chunin but has a huge knowledge of Jutsus. Don't annoy him or go against him because he will literally shoot you in the back. Ok, back to the story.
So Calum and Ben are walking down the path to Konoha but Ben thought they weren't going the right way.
Ben: "Hey Calum"
Calum: "Yeah"
Ben: "Are we going the right way?"
Calum: "Of course we are, didn't you here the author?"
Ben: sigh "Yeah, I heard him, but what if he's wrong."
Calum: "The author is never wrong, isn't that right almighty author?"
Me: "That is right."
Calum turns back to Ben: "See"
Ben: "Yeah, let's find someone to ask just in case."
"Ok." Calum said annoyed
So they keep on walking for a few minutes and they hear a female voice.
The Voice purrs: "I can help you."
"Who's there?" Calum asked "Show yourself!"
"Yeah show yourself!" Ben shouted while pulling out a kunai.
A human sized Female Nine-Tailed fox came slinking out of the forest beside them. The Fox was red and had giant breasts inside of the red shirt she was wearing.
"I'm the demon fox, Kyuubi no Kitsune" Kyuubi cooed "but you can just call me Kyuubi"
"Riiiight" Ben said sarcastically while returning his kunai to its holster.
"I'm Calum and this dork is Ben" Calum said while checking out Kyuubi.
"Hey, I am not a dork" Ben said defensively.
Shrug "Whatever, so Kyuubi, this dork wants to know if we are going the right way to Konoha" Calum said still eyeing Kyuubi.
"You most definitely are" Replied Kyuubi eyeing Calum with interest.
Calum wacks Ben over the Head "I told you we were going the right way and the author is never wrong" Calum said with superiority in his voice.
All Calum got back from Ben is a grunt while he was rubbing his head.
Calum noticed Kyuubi eyeing him and asked "why are you looking at me like that?"
"I haven't had sex in a few hundred years" Kyuubi said with lust in her voice "So I'm taking you if you like it or not"
00 "WTF?!" Ben shouted
"You can go Ben, I just want Calum" Kyuubi said hungrily.
"Yeeaaah" Calum said creeped out "maybe some other time"
"NO, NOW!" Kyuubi shouted and leaped at Calum to drag him back into the forest.
"HELLLLP!" Calum's fading voice shouted as he got dragged further into the forest.
Ben just dropped to the ground laughing. When he regained control he stood up and pulled an Ipod out of his pocket. The last thing Ben heard before his music drowned out every other noise was Calum shouting:
"When I find you Ben I'm going to kill you"
"Ha" Then Ben just continued down the path to Konoha with music blaring in his ears.
And if you weren't listening to music you would hear shouts of pain and moans of pleasure.
A/N: There my first Fan Fiction. So please Read and Review.
