ONE DAY IN SHITHOLE TOWN OF CRETE ILLINOIS, LOZO WAKE UP ON SHITTY FUTON FROM FAMILY MONEY PROBLEM. LOZO WALK TO BATHROOM LOOK IN MIRRIROR. LOZO SEE DAT SEXY BEAST HE C EVRY MORN. HE GO TO SHOWR DEN BRUSH TEATH ETC. HE FINLY GIV ONE LAS LOOK IN MIRIRO. HE SEE SEKY BEST, BUT WHER WAS BEST HAIR? IT SEEM TO NOT WANT TO BE GEL OR COMB. SO LOZO THINK WATEVR AND PULL OUT FRANKENSTEIN LAPTOP AND PLUG IT IN TO WALL TO GIVE TEMPORARY SOURCE OF LIFE. LOZO GET ON SKYPE MOBIL TAK TO EKAJ AND CHISR. LATER ON BUBBLEBOBBLE MEASGE LOZO SAY "HEY FAGIT UR HAIR LOK SHIT" LOZO SAY I KNO IT SMELL LIKE EGG BUT BEFORE HE COULD FINSH TYPINH LITTLE SISTR STEP ON LAPTOP WIRE CAUSING IT TO YANK OUT AND SHUT OFF LPTOP! LOZO GET HULK ANGR AND PUSH SITSR OUT WINDY. HE GET BAK ON AND FINISH SETNSNECE BUT THEN HE REMBR DA HAIR HE 4GOT TO FIX. SO HE GO TO SHIT HIGH SCHOOL WIT BAD HARE AND DEN GET DISCRIMNTED AGENST BY BLACK TEENS ALL DAY. HE WLK INTO ENGLSH CLAS AND C GIRL HE LIKE AND DEN SAY TO SELF "THAT IS ONE IS THAT" AND DEN GET A ON TEST BCOZ NERD 4 ENGLDH. DEN GO TO COMPUT APPLICATION DO VERI GOOD GET LAUGH ATT FOR FINIHING ALL WORK 4 DAY BCOZ IM NOT SWEGGY AND DEN HARE GETN NMESS UP AGAIG. LOZO HAD ENUFF SO HE WENT TO LOKR GOT HOODIE PUT ON HOOD WENT TO BUS AND DEN DER WAS A GRIL WHO KEP PONTING OUT LOZO HARE! SO LOZO ENDURE UNTIL WALK HOME SO HE WALK HOME AN DEN COME HOME TO SHIT HOUSE AND DEN SEE STEP FAMILY WHO HE HATE VERIM MUCH AND DEN GET ON HAPPY BOX WHERE HE CAN 4GOT LYFFE AND GO ON ADVENSHUR. BUT HAPPY BOX WAS STRANGE TODAY. IT FLASH MANY OCOLOR. BOBLE AND JAKE SEND STEEM MESSGES TO LOZO BUT HE COULNT REPLY! LOZL HIT HAPPY BOX AND IT SUCK HIM IN! LOZO SEE MANY FLASH SUCH COLOR!. -TBC-