A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
Er...
Last week sometime, down at the Quick Stop...
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The two greatest trilogies known to man collide catastrophically in the single scariest piece of fanfiction to come out of Binghamton, NY, in at least a month...
*cue theme music!*
*do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do do...*
JERSEY WARS
Episode One: Naked Came the X-Wing
STARRING
Randal Skywalker
Princess Alyssa Organa
Holden Solo -and- Chewbanky
*Intrepid Heroes!*
Darth Hamilton
LaFours the Hutt
Brodie Fett
*Nefarious Villains!*
Dante-Wan Hicks Kenobi
Jedi Master Willam "Yoda" Black
*Guys Who Know Things!*
Also featuring...
J3PO and
R2Bob2 in his most controversial role ever!
JERSEY WARS
"This movie is filled with hacks and no names, but they're doing their best." -Don Cheadle, actor-type person
"Shit. Pure shit." -Kevin's Mom
Coming this August!
(This fic is not yet rated.)
Er...
Last week sometime, down at the Quick Stop...
***
The two greatest trilogies known to man collide catastrophically in the single scariest piece of fanfiction to come out of Binghamton, NY, in at least a month...
*cue theme music!*
*do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do do...*
JERSEY WARS
Episode One: Naked Came the X-Wing
STARRING
Randal Skywalker
Princess Alyssa Organa
Holden Solo -and- Chewbanky
*Intrepid Heroes!*
Darth Hamilton
LaFours the Hutt
Brodie Fett
*Nefarious Villains!*
Dante-Wan Hicks Kenobi
Jedi Master Willam "Yoda" Black
*Guys Who Know Things!*
Also featuring...
J3PO and
R2Bob2 in his most controversial role ever!
JERSEY WARS
"This movie is filled with hacks and no names, but they're doing their best." -Don Cheadle, actor-type person
"Shit. Pure shit." -Kevin's Mom
Coming this August!
(This fic is not yet rated.)
