A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
Er...
Last week sometime, down at the Quick Stop...

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The two greatest trilogies known to man collide catastrophically in the single scariest piece of fanfiction to come out of Binghamton, NY, in at least a month...

*cue theme music!*

*do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do doooo do! do do do do...*


JERSEY WARS
Episode One: Naked Came the X-Wing

STARRING
Randal Skywalker
Princess Alyssa Organa
Holden Solo -and- Chewbanky

*Intrepid Heroes!*

Darth Hamilton
LaFours the Hutt
Brodie Fett

*Nefarious Villains!*

Dante-Wan Hicks Kenobi
Jedi Master Willam "Yoda" Black

*Guys Who Know Things!*

Also featuring...
J3PO and
R2Bob2 in his most controversial role ever!

JERSEY WARS

"This movie is filled with hacks and no names, but they're doing their best." -Don Cheadle, actor-type person

"Shit. Pure shit." -Kevin's Mom

Coming this August!
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