Harry ran out of the dorm room in Ginny's purple fluffy Dressing gown, hair messed up, glasses askew. He skidded to a halt when he saw Ron. Harry took in Ron's attire and burst out laughing.

"Hello Ron" Harry said, red faced.

"Hello Harry" Ron said red all over.

"So…"

"So…" Ron pulled down the thong to stop it giving him a wedgie.

The two boys stood there awkwardly.

"What do you think?" Ron asked looking down at himself.

"Smexy" Harry said, being truthful. Ron in leather was one of his many fantasies. He looked back at the girl's Dormitory where he left Ginny to find a condom.

Hmm... A naked chic or a hot Ron... Harry thought.

"You think so?"

"I know so"

"HARRY!" A yell from the door behind them called.

"Bossy Bitch" Ron said "She's jealous that I know you more than she does."

"True but she's willing to sleep with me whereas you are not" Harry said a tear rolling down his cheek as he remembered the time when he and Ron were about to get down and when Ron suddenly fell asleep.

"What kind of condom are you getting?" Ron asked folding his arms

"Ginny wants an Earwax tasting one but …"

"But you want a Drewballs tasting one"

"You know me so well" Harry said making his way to the guys dorm reluctantly moving his eyes away from Ron.

"WHAT THE FUCK HARRY?! IM THROWING MYSELF AT YOU NAKED AS A BIRD AND IT TAKES YOU THIS LONG TO GET A FUCKING CONDOM!!!!!" Ginny yelled loudly.

"Stuff her" Harry said swerving round and grasping Ron in a man hug and planted a full French on him.

"Now that's what I call gay Harry jeez" Ron said smirking, his pitch changing deeper. Ron pulled of his mask revealing a clean shaven Lord Voldemort underneath.

"You and I are the same, we share a bond, we are one of a kind Harry."

"Keep talking like that and I'll jump on you"

"Erm… but Harry I'm the bad guy!"

"Who gives a fuck?"

FIN.