Dr. Z and the Lions

Dr. Zach was a brilliant scientist that liked to use animals in his inventions. One day he was driving through the African Savanna in his ZTV, when he happened to pass by a pride of lions hunting some zebras. Those kitty thingies would make great bodyguards, he thought. So he pulls out his net-gun and traps the lions. "No more pesky kids will come knocking on my door! Hmmm... I'll put these over by the moat."

When he gets back to his evil lair, he puts the lions in a cage and starts working on a lion bodyguard suit, then monologues about it: "This is the most hi-tech lion bodyguard suit ever designed. It even comes with sunglasses!"

But while he's busy working, he doesn't notice that one of the lion cubs has wriggled out of the cage, and is walking towards him. The cub starts nuzzling his leg, and he looks down.

"HEY! How did you get out?!" he shouts. Well, I guess it doesn't matter now. Let's test the suit! AaaHAHAHAHA!"

Meanwhile, the other lions are watching nervously. Then, the male gets an idea. Loosely translated, he thought: Bars are weak, maybe smash through. He quickly smashes a hole big enough for the lions to get out of the cage. He steps out, and the rest of the pride follows. They quietly sneak over to Zach and the cub, taking cover behind some boxes. He climbs over some smaller boxes onto a big one. Zach is almost done putting the suit on the cub, when...

THE LION POUNCES!

"AHHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME KITTY THINGS!" he screams. The lions start chasing him around the lair, eventually backing him into a corner.

"OKAY! OKAY! NO MORE KITTY BODYGUARDS! I promise! JUST DON'T EAT ME!" he pleads. The male growls at him, then he walks out the front door with the pride. Unfortunately, Animal Control comes by and takes them to the local zoo.

"Maybe next time I'll get some bodyguards that won't eat me."