Author's Note: Something a little different than what I'm used to... I decided to create a random fanfiction where characters from Slayers end up on Facebook. I'm not a fan of Timeline... so... nothing Timeline related (at least not yet... I might change that in the future... if I make more chapters that is...)

Also, italics can mean a few things, but mostly, it's either something written on FB or a thought process. If it's a thought process, I'll specify it. If the italics are by itself, then just assume it's FB speaking.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Slayers series, nor do I own Facebook. Though, I really wish that I owned FB right now... I could use the money to pay off student loans...

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Welcome To Facebook

Chapter One.

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Amelia decided to hook up her camera to her new computer. She still found it fascinating how much technology has changed since she was small. Once the camera was hooked up, she transferred photos.

Smiling, she opened up her browser and typed in: .com She wasn't a big fan of this site when Lina told her about it, but after watching Lina's page... and Gourry's page... and especially Zelgaddis' page, she figured that she would get more into it... just to see what the craze was all about.

Once she got onto Facebook, she noticed that she had 5 friend requests. She clicked to see who was requesting to be her friend.

Filia Ul Copt wants to be friends.

Amelia smiled, "Of course I'll accept your request Ms. Filia!" She went to Filia's facebook page and accepted the request. She then begin to browse around the page.

Filia Ul Copt: I don't understand why baby Val wants to destroy everything. Three pieces of furniture are destroyed...

Amelia clenched her fist and then wrote a response, That's horrible Ms. Filia! Maybe you should send Val to a manners school!

Once posted, Amelia noticed a huge line of responses to that before hers. Yet, she also noticed something else: Xellos Metallium Likes This.

Amelia sighed, "How could Mr. Xellos like that Val is destroying Filia's furniture?" She then decided to read the comments, just because she could.

Xellos Metallium: Good job Val!

Filia Ul Copt: XELLOS! DON'T GOOD JOB HIM! IT'S HORRIBLE!

Xellos Metallium: Maybe if there was good parenting, then this wouldn't have happened in the first place.

Filia Ul Copt: I am a WONDERFUL parent! He's just a little difficult. There's no way that you could do any better!

Xellos Metallium: Is that a challenge Filia?

Filia Ul Copt: YES! You could NEVER take proper care of an ancient dragon baby even if your life depended on it!

Xellos Metallium: I'll take you up on that bet. I'll be over to pick up Val in...

Filia Ul Copt: XELLOS DON'T EVEN- AGH! WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Xellos Metallium: Well, well Filia. You did bet me.

Filia Ul Copt: Why are you typing this when you're right here?

Xellos Metallium: Because it's fun and entertaining! I want to make sure that our readers enjoy this! Besides... you're typing while you are talking too.

Filia Ul Copt: ... Namagomi.. just LEAVE!

Xellos Metallium: Oh no... I am most definitely taking over babysitting this time around. One week Filia. Go enjoy yourself on a vacation or something. I have that dumb fox guy around to report to you if anything goes crazy.

Jillas: WHO 'RE YA CALLIN' A DUMB FOX GUY?

Xellos Metallium: In any case, have a nice vacation Filia.

Filia Ul Copt: Do you really expect me to have a nice vacation when I know that you're in my house?

Xellos Metallium: Oh, don't worry Filia. I have no plans on looking through your underwear drawers...

Filia Ul Copt: YOU ARE SO GROSS!

Amelia shook her head, "There's no point in reading any more of this... there's way too many comments. Now... who else wants to be my friend?"

Martina wants to be friends.

Amelia smiled as she clicked Martina's page, "It's been awhile... I do wonder what Ms. Martina is up to."

Married to Zangulus.

Amelia's eyes bulged as she looked at the photos on Martina's page. There were several photos of her scantaly clad with a Zomulgustar emblem. The majority of her friends were males.

Martina: The end might be nearing! Protect yourself by following the Great Lord Zomulgustar!

Amelia sighed, "Ms. Martina hasn't changed at all. Now... to the next request."

Phillionel wants to be your friend.

"YES! DADDY HAS JOINED ME ON FACEBOOK TO SPREAD JUSTICE!"

Phillionel has joined Facebook.

Amelia sighed, "Daddy obviously hasn't figured out how to use Facebook yet... I'll teach him later on... Now, who's next?"

Pokota wants to be friends.

Amelia clicked Pokota's page and accepted his request. She was surprised to see that his page didn't have like anything written on it; however, it was filled with a bunch of games. Amelia scrolled for about an hour, reading all the game achievements that he has accomplished, "Oh my... Mr. Pokota really has been busy... now... the last request..."

Xellos Metallium wants to be your friend.

Amelia smiled, "I can definitely get Xellos to change his evil ways and have him follow justice on here! Now... to see what's on his page..."

Xellos Metallium is now friends with 486 people.

Xellos Metallium has updated his personal information.

Xellos Metallium is now single.

Xellos Metallium has a new profile picture.

Xellos Metallium likes "Lord Beastmaster Zelas".

Amelia was amazed by how much was on Xellos' page. She thought that everything about the monster was more-or-less a secret, but on here, there was just so many different things. She couldn't help but be intruiged to read about it.

Xellos Metallium: Today, after three hours of arguing with a hot-tempered dragon, I have found myself now staying in her house babysitting her baby. Time to show off how good of a daddy I am!

245 people like this.

Amelia was amazed. He had posted that comment two minutes ago and already so many people liked it. Also, a bunch of people commented on it too. She just didn't feel the need to read everything under there.

Within a second, Xellos posted a photo of him holding Val. She smiled as she looked at the picture. She clicked it to enlarge it and clicked the like button. Then, without thinking, she commented, Mr. Xellos! You and Baby Val look so cute! It's like you really are a father!

It wasn't long before her comment was liked by Xellos himself.

Xellos Metallium: Why thank you Amelia. I was thinking of making this my new profile picture. Baby Val just adores me. Maybe I should adopt him!

Amelia was really now getting into this whole facebook thing...

Amelia: YOU SHOULD! Oh... wait... you can't... but I know a way that you could become his father for certain!

Xellos Metallium: Oh really? How?

Amelia: All you need to do is marry Ms. Filia!

Xellos Metallium: Oh no... as much as Filia would love to marry me, I do belive that it's impossible.

Amelia: Oh...

Gourry Gabriev: Hey Xellos, if I get a single page to have a million likes, then would you marry Filia?

Lina Inverse: Oh! Great idea Gourry! I bet that Xellos would turn down this challenge, because he knows that you can get a million likes!

Xellos Metallium: Oh Lina, you have no idea... Gourry can't get a million people to like a single page... why... he doesn't even know a million people. So, I will take on this challenge.

Lina Inverse: Your funeral... I mean, wedding...

Gourry Gabriev: I just made the page. It's called "If One Million People Like This, A Monster Will Marry A Golden Dragon."

Amelia: Oh Mr. Gourry! That's wonderful! I will most definitely like that page! I would love to see the bonding of two races that hate one another to be together happy!

Lina Inverse: ... I liked it too... but not for the same reason as Amelia.

Filia Ul Copt: Don't I get a say in this at all? And besides... EVERYONE'S LYING TO YOU XELLOS! YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FATHER IN THIS PHOTO!

Xellos Metallium: -_- I can't believe that you two like that page... either way, it's not going to happen.

Xellos Metallium: Oh and Filia, I do believe that you're outnumbered on this. Go enjoy your vacation and no, you don't get a say in this...

Amelia: I'm amazed that you two are friends!

Xellos Metallium: It's not so much as friends as it is that I add all my acquaintances...

Amelia: Oh...

Amelia then decided to finally get off of Xellos' page and to go stalk Zelgaddis.