disclaimer: don't sue me

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authors note: I wrote this coz i felt like being stupid. its very short,
because I can't hold on to one idea for a very long time without being
bored.

Hermione joins a gang.


(in the Great hall at breakfast)

Hermione: yo, give me your bacon, bitch.

Harry: Hermione! whats come over you?

Hermione: shut up bitch! give me your damn bacon!

Ron: are you feeling okay, Hermione?

Hermione: **** ***** *******!! ***** **** lamps.

Harry: yeah, your acting a little strange, Herm.

Ron: why are you cussing so much?

Hermione: if I told you I would haff ta kill ya.

Harry: whatever you say (whispers to Ron) I think she's sick, we should
leave her alone.

Hermione: say it to my face, bitch!

Harry: fine, I said I think your sick and we should leave you alone.

Hermione: what the? **** ****** **** *** *****!! ****? ****** head bands

Ron: I think....we should..go...over..here.. ::scoots away from Hermione::

Hermione: get back here bitch!


Harry: Herm, would you PLEASE tell us whats gotten into you?

Hermione: **** you.

Harry: yes...well...er...why aren't you reading anymore?

Hermione: If I told ya I'd haf ta kill ya!...now gimme your damn bacon!

Harry: ::shoves bacon in her direction::

Hermione: ::puts feet up on table:: mmmmmm bacon yummm..mmm ::see's that
people are starring at her:: **** **** ******? **** ***!! **** *****
**** *** golf balls.

Ron : (to harry) I think she joined a gang...

Hermione: I HEARD THAT BITCH!

Ron: well...did you?

Hermione: *** *****? **** ****** ***!! ***? *** ******* yes.

Harry: well...why?

Hermione: coz i felt like it, bitch!

Ron: oh-kay.



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