disclaimer: don't sue me
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authors note: I wrote this coz i felt like being stupid. its very short,
because I can't hold on to one idea for a very long time without being
bored.
Hermione joins a gang.
(in the Great hall at breakfast)
Hermione: yo, give me your bacon, bitch.
Harry: Hermione! whats come over you?
Hermione: shut up bitch! give me your damn bacon!
Ron: are you feeling okay, Hermione?
Hermione: **** ***** *******!! ***** **** lamps.
Harry: yeah, your acting a little strange, Herm.
Ron: why are you cussing so much?
Hermione: if I told you I would haff ta kill ya.
Harry: whatever you say (whispers to Ron) I think she's sick, we should
leave her alone.
Hermione: say it to my face, bitch!
Harry: fine, I said I think your sick and we should leave you alone.
Hermione: what the? **** ****** **** *** *****!! ****? ****** head bands
Ron: I think....we should..go...over..here.. ::scoots away from Hermione::
Hermione: get back here bitch!
Harry: Herm, would you PLEASE tell us whats gotten into you?
Hermione: **** you.
Harry: yes...well...er...why aren't you reading anymore?
Hermione: If I told ya I'd haf ta kill ya!...now gimme your damn bacon!
Harry: ::shoves bacon in her direction::
Hermione: ::puts feet up on table:: mmmmmm bacon yummm..mmm ::see's that
people are starring at her:: **** **** ******? **** ***!! **** *****
**** *** golf balls.
Ron : (to harry) I think she joined a gang...
Hermione: I HEARD THAT BITCH!
Ron: well...did you?
Hermione: *** *****? **** ****** ***!! ***? *** ******* yes.
Harry: well...why?
Hermione: coz i felt like it, bitch!
Ron: oh-kay.
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authors note: I wrote this coz i felt like being stupid. its very short,
because I can't hold on to one idea for a very long time without being
bored.
Hermione joins a gang.
(in the Great hall at breakfast)
Hermione: yo, give me your bacon, bitch.
Harry: Hermione! whats come over you?
Hermione: shut up bitch! give me your damn bacon!
Ron: are you feeling okay, Hermione?
Hermione: **** ***** *******!! ***** **** lamps.
Harry: yeah, your acting a little strange, Herm.
Ron: why are you cussing so much?
Hermione: if I told you I would haff ta kill ya.
Harry: whatever you say (whispers to Ron) I think she's sick, we should
leave her alone.
Hermione: say it to my face, bitch!
Harry: fine, I said I think your sick and we should leave you alone.
Hermione: what the? **** ****** **** *** *****!! ****? ****** head bands
Ron: I think....we should..go...over..here.. ::scoots away from Hermione::
Hermione: get back here bitch!
Harry: Herm, would you PLEASE tell us whats gotten into you?
Hermione: **** you.
Harry: yes...well...er...why aren't you reading anymore?
Hermione: If I told ya I'd haf ta kill ya!...now gimme your damn bacon!
Harry: ::shoves bacon in her direction::
Hermione: ::puts feet up on table:: mmmmmm bacon yummm..mmm ::see's that
people are starring at her:: **** **** ******? **** ***!! **** *****
**** *** golf balls.
Ron : (to harry) I think she joined a gang...
Hermione: I HEARD THAT BITCH!
Ron: well...did you?
Hermione: *** *****? **** ****** ***!! ***? *** ******* yes.
Harry: well...why?
Hermione: coz i felt like it, bitch!
Ron: oh-kay.
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