Double Trouble
By Robin and Richie
Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice… though it would be so awesome if I did. Maybe cartoon Network wants to share? OR I could always go and take the rights,.
Note: This is a side along parody story to the Chronicles of Another Dimension about what happens in the day to day pranks of the two Boy Wonders. You might not understand exactly who is who here without reading it. Either way, this story is chalk full of nonsense and pranks. What happens here is not an omake or outtake. It has actually happened and I just haven't found a proper place to put it in the actually story, but I suggest not to actually expect it to make much difference to the story and if you don't read Chronicle of Another Dimension… well you should! But even if you don't it doesn't really matter.
Enjoy
Quest: Make Connie and Conner paranoid
Step 1, Give them strength potions
Robin smirked to himself as he poured a neon blue potion he got from Zatanna and Anna into a cup of soda and a mug of mead. He winked at his partner and counterpart in crime and handed him the mug of mead.
With a wink to the other the two boys walked out of their room and over to the television where Superboy and Berzerker were sitting down and staring at the static T.V.
"Hey guys!" Richie said cheerfully, plopping down next to them
"Guess what we got you?" Robin said, sitting down on the other side
Superboy arched an eyebrow and looked and the slightly glowing glass of soda. Knowing them… it was probably something that would make him sing everything he says in a high pitch voice and dance around like a ballerina on acid while dressed like Batman
"Ya got meh mead?" Connie shouted happily "Where did yeh get it from?"
Richie smiled largely "Just something I had stashed in one of my Bags of Holding."
Connie smiled and grabbed the mug o' mead from Richie "Cheers, elf." He said raising the mug
The Elven Boy Wonder just smiled back
After chugging it in a few seconds, Connie the empty mug down with a satisfied look.
Conner looked at him suspiciously, waiting for him to either suddenly self combust or to start acting like a four year old on caffeine.
"That was goo'" the dwarf said burping loudly
Superboy shrugged and took the glass of soda and took a sip.
Surprisingly, it tasted quite nice. Conner cracked a smile and leaned forward to place the the cup on the table
And he crushed the cup into a million pieces
He missed the smiled that Robin and Richie shared as he went up to go get a towel to go clean it up.
After walked a few steps, Conner heard crunching noises. He paused and listened intently for a moment but heard nothing. He took another step and turned around.
There were large craters in the ground in shape of his footprints
"ROBIN RICHIE!" he yelled
The culprits peeked they heads around the corner
"Yes?" Robin asked innocently
Conner glared at them before pointing to the floor
"It seems you might have gained a few pounds." Richie said "I would suggest you lay off some of the soda."
Conner gripped the kitchen counter in anger, turning it into dust beneath his fingers.
Richie chuckled as he dodged the rest of the counter that was flung at him. It wasn't much of a counter since most of it had crumbled.
Conner tried to walk forward but every step he took, he sank deeper and deeper into the ground, after a few feet he was waist deep. He leaped into the air trying to get out of the small pit he made.
Robin's jaw dropped as he saw the blurred figure of Conner shoot through the roof into another room.
"Wasn't expecting that." Richie muttered "He only took one sip."
They looked at the large hole in the ceiling and noticed a stream of water beginning to trickle down.
Richie's eyes widened for a moment "Is that…"
Robin looked at his counterpart, eyes even wider "The girls shower room?"
They shared a look a fear for a moment
"Run?"
"Run!"
Back in the T.V. room there was a hole where the couch used to be. Roy walked over to it and looked down. He picked up a small rock and dropped it
*Boink*
*Boink*
*Boink*
"Ouch! Da hell was dat?!"
Roy shook his head and walked away "I don't want to know" he murmured to himself
Step Two. Give them weightless spells.
Conner came crashing back down in front of the Nightwing and Robin. Behind him were numerous shouts from the girls who were taking a shower and a high heel shoe that hit him in the fore head
"Give me the antidote!" He demanded, beginning to sink into the ground
Richie shrugged and tossed him a soda bottle "We weren't going to give it to you until later, but…" he trailed off and pointed at the hole in the ceiling
Conner drank the soda quickly and immediately felt lighter. "Thank you." He said stretching his arms and back "Please don't ever do that again."
Robin smile "Okay."
Superboy nodded and looked up into the shower were where the water was really started to gush out now.
Then it hit him
Superboy looked down at the ground. He was several inches in the air
"What did you guys do now?!" he demanded
"Oh that was a potion that will make you almost completely weightless." Robin said nonchalantly inspecting his finger nails
Conner began to panic as he began floating back into the girl's shower room.
Richie and Robin ignored his pleas of help and walked over to the hole, just in time to see Roy walk away, muttering to himself.
They looked down the whole and rolled their eyes
"Any one up dere?" Connie called, his voice sounded strained "Can ye help a dwarf who was tricked by two little bast'rds out?"
"Just open your mouth, dwarf." Richie said in a perfect imitation of his Captain, Agni.
"Okay Agni…" Connie said unsurely
Richie opened a vial and poured it
"Heh… thanks I feel… lighter." Connie said before pausing "Darn."
Robin and Richie laughed as he floated out the hole squirming in mid air.
"I really hate yeh." He said sullenly
Robin threw a piece of cord at the floating dwarf and it grasped his leg
"Where are yeh takin me?" he asked frightfully
"Oh, just to say high to your counterpart." Richie said, tugging on the weightless dwarf
"Oh well, that ain't to bad." Connie said before realizing where they were taking him.
As they raised him up the hole into the shower room, the two troublemakers could hear all the girls shouted at Connie.
After a few minutes it quieted down. Richie threw another cord and caught Conner. Together he and Richie pulled them both down.
Both of them looked like they had taken a beating.
"Why are yeh doin this?" Connie asked weakly
"What have we ever done to you?" Conner asked wearily
"Nothing… we were just bored." Robin answered, securing the edge of the cord into the ground while Richie did the same.
"What are yeh doin now?" Connie asked suspiciously
"Making a bit of money." Richie said taking out several baseball bats from his Bag of Holding.
They began to hear running feet and began to put up final touches to their money making scheme.
Richie pounded a sign into the floor that said 'Beat a Pervert. Only 1 dollar a swing' while Robin set up the baseball bats in stands by their weight and size. They then set up a queue line and wrote several Hieroglyphs in the air. Lastly two comfy chairs for themselves.
First to come around the corner was Zatanna; a towel was covering most of her but still showing enough skin to make Agni get an anime style nosebleed. She looked furious. M'gann was behind her, a tight bathrobe was on her. She looked more annoyed than angry, but this was still a bit of irritation in her eyes. Anna followed M'gann. She had the towel tied around her waist and what looked like to Robin and Richie a sports bra on. Arty came running down, she had a towel wrapped completely around her. Megg'n came next; she had used her abilities to give herself a nightgown which she was currently running in as she caught up with everyone else. The last one was Artemis who had the towel tight around her chest and looked like she was about to murder someone.
They looked at the Boy Wonders then at the two hanging boys. They made a motion to go towards Connie and Conner, but Richie stopped them and pointed at the sign.
Artemis snarled and made to push them aside but an invisible magical shield stopped her.
Robin and Nightwing shrugged and sat down in their chairs while the girls glared at them.
The girls disappeared and were back in seconds with their purses. They hadn't bothered putting on clothes and just shoved money into the two trouble maker's hands.
Agni walked around the bend to see three half naked girls beating up two of his friends with baseball bats. He blinked and rubbed his eyes to make sure he was actually seeing it. When he realized he wasn't dreaming or in an illusion he stared at them for several moments, until Zatanna's towel came loose and came partially off giving him a good view of… well… her.
Blood erupted from his nose and he dashed over before anyone could see him.
Step 3. Burn off their hair.
Several hours later everyone was sitting around the dinner table, having something to eat before everyone went to their respective homes.
The girls were glaring at Connie and Conner, both who were sporting several bruises from when Zatanna enhanced the baseball bats with magic. They two of them were sitting as far away from them as possible.
Agni was staring as his food quietly. Every few minutes he would look at Zatanna and a small red tinge would appear on his ebony skin and he would quickly look down at his food again.
Robin and Richie were nowhere to be seen.
They walked in a little while later with a large pie in their hands. They placed it on the table and sat down at their places and began eating.
"Who made all of this?" Roy asked conversationally
"We did." Robin said
Connie and Conner's heads suddenly shot up and they pushed their food away.
"Everything?" Agni asked
"We didn't make the potatoes." Richie said "Alfred sent them."
Conner reached for the potatoes and shoveled a large amount onto his and Connie's plates. Ignoring everyone else, they began shoving the food down their throats.
"Hold on…" Robin said. "We made the potatoes. Alfred sent the pie."
The two super beings stopped and looked frantic for a moment, but since nothing happened they continued eating… slowly.
After a few minutes of eating in silence, Agni took a deep breath and looked up.
"Does anyone smell something?" he asked
Everyone sniffed the air quickly and nodded
"Smells like something is burning…" Richie muttered
"I wonder what…" Robin mumbled
Connie looked down at his beard for a moment
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone jumped up and looked at the dwarf who was jumping around insanely
"MAH BEARD! IT'S BURNING!"
Conner placed a hand on his head, he could feel levels of heat that should be impossible coming off of his scalp.
An hour later Conner and Conner glared the mirror sullenly. Conner was completely bald except for a bit of hair on the very top of his head and Connie had what looked like a Mohawk.
Robin and Richie giggled in the T.V. room.
"How did you guys do it?" Agni asked mildly curious "There wasn't anything in the food… I would have noticed it."
"We placed a small capsule in their have that would send a small spark to set their hair on fire when we said the word 'Alfred'."
Agni shook his head and walked away saying "Those crazy little bastards.'
Step 4. Never give them a moments rest.
Conner walked down the hall way to the training room tiredly. He was still slightly bruised from the baseball bats but decided to 'walk it off'.
He was just about to enter the training room when he heard something behind him. So he turned around to see what the stupid ninja boy wanted.
And he was met with a pie to the face
Wiping the creamy contents of his face he glared at Richie who winked and took off.
Conner growled and took off after him, having enough of his pranks.
He only got to the end of the hall when his feet got caught in a nearly invisible wire that was stretch across the hall. It wrapped itself around him and through him into one of the rooms.
He was swung from the rafter beams and through a hidden window outside the mountain into a large pool of cherry syrup.
The pool was suddenly drained with him to and he found himself being tumbled through a large pipe before getting shot out onto a warm floor that was wet.
Sooner than he could opens his eyes, he heard what he thought was six girls screaming. They stopped for a moment before he heard a *THUNK* next to him.
Conner slowly opened his eyes. He was in the middle of the repaired girls shower room, ties up with magical binds covered in syrup. He tried to roll over and found he had several magazines stuck to him. He glanced at one of them and saw it said 'Playboy' on the cover
The girls were busy covering themselves up at the moment to be yelling or beating the hell out of him
For the first time in his life he swore
"Oh fuck."
Connie was next to him in a similar situation except he was cover in what appeared to be chocolate syrup.
Next to them was a note that said
'Found them perving outside the bathroom. Thought you might want to beat them again. Baseball bats in new lockers.
Ps. you gals owe us fifty dollars for this'
Step 5. Finish them off with what they hate most
Conner looked around the corner of the hallway and listened intently before quickly and quietly zooming to his room. He speedily opened the door and shut it behind himself. He sighed heavily. It had been a looong day.
He turned around and froze
There were monkeys
EVERYWHERE
They were all staring at him with creepy smiles showing their teeth. A few were holding symbols and were clashing them against each other while a few others were banging on drums.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MONKYS!"
Burst out the door and ran down the where he went smack into Connie
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH OUCH! WHATCH WHERE YEH GOIN LAD!"
"What's wrong with you?" Connie breathed wildly; looking around to make sure the monkeys weren't chasing him
"Mah room! It was a bathroom! I walked right into it! Now I smell like grape lotion! GRAPE LOTION! Who in dere right mind would use grape lotion?"
Hearing voices near them they fell quiet.
"Have you seen a tube of grape lotion anywhere? I haven't seen it since I kicked Connie and Conner out of the Bathroom…" Zatanna's voice could be heard
"I saw it with Connie. He said him and Conner needed it for something… I think he mentioned something to do with those magazines.
"Well…shit." Connie whispered
"That little troll."
"Oh hey guys." Someone said behind them
They spun around to see Richie standing there with a overly happy smile
"Here take this." He said quickly tossing two tubes at them before Shadow Jumping away
They looked down at what he had thrown at them
It was a tube of Grape Lotion and another of Peach
"Have either of you two seen a tube of peach lotion anywhere?" Anna asked Zatanna and Robin "I can't find it anywhere…"
Conner paled and turned to go make off to his room and hide, but as he turned around he saw them.
The monkeys. They were just standing there at the end of the hall… staring at him. Hungrily
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHh I HATE MONKEYS!"
Well I hope you guys liked this. I wrote this mainly because I was out of inspiration or my two main stories. I do plan on making a chapter for everyone on the team and their counterparts.
If you had trouble understanding some of this, read my other story Chronicles of Another Dimension. Its first few chapters are not VERY well written but it gets better. It's a decent story if I do say so myself, but my opinion of it is biased since I wrote it. But give it a chance and leave a review.
Anyways I hope you enjoyed this and be sure to look out for the next chapter!
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