Reasons why Sterling Knight is Better than Edward Cullen
Disclaimer: I don't own any one of the guys listed above.
Thanks to Jonas x Knight, Kylie Robbins, xScribbles819, MusicFreak-Twilight, daseyrocks, and Change4Good, KSpazzed and all the other people who helped for giving me ideas! (By the way, I had to add KSpazzed's name by her quote since it was exact and long)
And also—a great big I'm-in-debt-to-you thanks to sonnycentral and MusicFreak-Twilight to bringing up this legal issue from youtube to me. So I will state this: anything I write is all made up and purely based off my creativity and ideas (with the help of others)—it is not the official Disney show! So, yeah—that's the extra disclaimer!
Lol, and I don't think this'll be a cross over or then all the Twilight fans will bash me!
1. He's real.
2. He looks better in translucent skin.
3. His hair is gold while Eddie-boy's is third place copper.
4. We have a better chance of meeting him because:
a. Look back to number 1.
b. He's just not that famous yet.
c. He's not hiding in a huge house in Forks. No, he's hiding in a huge house in Texas! (Well, I'm not sure)
5. His name starts with an 'S'. You know what else starts with 'S's? Seashore, sunlight, sapphire. Yeah, E's more popular because it's a vowel, and has the word 'elegant' and such start with E, but then you also have: egg, elephant manure, extra, evil.
6. His name "flows like the ocean."
7. Because despite being 92.5% pure and 7.5% devil, he won't be damned like Edward.
8. He gives hope to not just clumsy girls everywhere, but dorks and freaks too.
9. His eyes are the deep ocean blue and yet still human. Edward's is either liquid gold, bloody crimson, or beady black.
10. He'll play you a song on his guitar AND sing to you.
11. He's not afraid to have flaws; no one is perfect.
12. Cullen has fangs, Knight has fans.
13. Sterling's eyes could kill, but Cullen just DOES kill.
14. Bella is always in danger of being eaten, but Sterling's crush is in danger of being infatuated.
15. He will hug anyone, which differs from Edward who trembles when Bella wishes to hug him.
16. Because Sterling is actually older that Edward—not technically though.
17. Sterling's friendly to all, not just to his family and love-of-his-life.
18. "Sterling Knight is a million times better than Edward Cullen because, while Mr. Cullen sucks blood, Chad Dylan Cooper makes blood boil. "Sucks blood" is not alliteration, and "blood boil" is. Plus, the concept of eating blood is kind of gross, but blood boiling could result in spontaneous human combustion, which is, let's face it, pretty cool."—Kspazzed
19. His character on "Sonny with a Chance" is Chad Dylan Cooper—a heartthrob.
20. Sterling Knight JUST IS, OK!?
Feel free to submit any more reasons why SK is better than EC and hopefully it'll be posted on the next chapter!
And, I'll be writing up a 2-shot soon of Chad writing a list on how he's better than Edward. Sonny finds it, and then writes up a list on how he's not.
