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Disclaimer: I do not own Sisters Grimm. If I did, there would be a movie by now.

Ch.1- Random First Chapter


"This is the stupidest thing ever."

"Don't be such a lame-o Sabrina! This is totally gonna be funadicle!"

"Funadicle?"

"A mixture of fun and radicle!"

"Shoot me now."

"For once I agree with barf-face over here. This sounds more like torture than funadicleness."

"Puck! You used my word!"

"Try not to wet yourself with excitement marshmallow."

"Again."

"Sabrina, you said we'd never talk about it!"

"Wait, you've wet yourself before?"

"Lieblings!"

Puck, Daphne, and Sabrina all look up, one beaming with excitement while the other two are wearing identical expressions of annoyance.

"We are doing this whether you like it or not," Granny Relda says firmly.

Daphne squeals and does a little hop/dance while Sabrina buries her face in her hands and Puck huffs and crosses his arms in a pout. "But they scare me Old Lady! They all obsess over my hair... And eyes... Not that I don't acknowledge my own beauty but it's getting a little scary," Puck says.

Granny Relda arches an eyebrow. "You? Objecting to a fan club?"

"I didn't say I'm objecting to them but-"

"But he doesn't like that they all think him and Sabrina are in love," Daphne interjects with a sly grin.

Sabrina snorts and slaps Daphne's arm. "It's downright nauseating," she says when all eyes turn to her.

Puck nods in agreement. "As if I would stoop down to the level of liking a thing like that."

Sabrina raises an eyebrow. "How ever do you find a way to like yourself so much then?"

Puck shrugs. "It's not that hard. Your puppy love for me should be proof."

"I swear Puck, I will-"

"Lieblings!"

Sabrina settles for giving Puck a raspberry. He only smirks in reply.

"Just let them ask their questions and answer them honestly. Is it really that hard?" Simultaneous yes's and no's make her sigh in exasperation. "And no being rude. Or negative. Or unfriendly," she adds with a pointed look at Sabrina.

Sabrina frowns. "I'm not rude!" Six eyes give her incredulous looks. "Ok then. Since you guys apparently no more about me than I do," she grumbles irritably.

"But they're like a bunch of feral animals! I don't want to communicate with them," Puck protests desperately.

"They're just people!" Granny Relda exclaims, throwing her hands up in annoyance.

"They're wild. Rabid. You'll see, Old Lady. When they tear this house down and you come crying to me for help, we'll see who still thinks it's a good idea."

Daphne giggles.

"You think it's funny?" Puck growls.

"They're just girls," she says with a grin.

"I am so done with this," Puck says, storming out of the room dramatically.

"Always did have a melodramatic streak in him," Granny Relda sighs.

There is silence for a bit. "You know, Puck's eyes actually are pretty nice, don't you think Sabrina?" Daphne says, smile growing wider. Sabrina proceeds to stand up and leave, shooting Daphne a deathly glare.

Daphne and Granny Relda exchange glances, and Daphne shrugs. "She's one for dramatics too Granny. I'm the down to earth one," she states matter-of-factly.

Granny Relda grins. "Oh really now?"

Daphne returns the smile. "Yep. And don't worry, I'm excited! I heard they want to put me on a ship with Puck's brother! Isn't that neat?"

"Put you on a ship?"

"Yeah, they said they ship us! I'm guessing that means to put on a boat together, right?"

Granny Relda smiles awkwardly and nods. "Right you are," she says as Daphne skips away. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.


So this was pretty much me realizing I had no questions because I had no story for people to ask questions on. So I just posted this random little thing to get the ball rolling, if you know what I mean.

Feel free to ask any questions now my friends!