Show that ended in 5 days.

( This fan fiction is in the Marauder Time. The Marauders except Peter are running a TV show in James's manor with a muggle video camera and Lily Evans. My comments...are in (parentheses) so let the show begin.)

Remus: Let the show begin!

(WEEEEEE)

Sirius: In the show, we will have different sections, interviews(I WANNA DO THE INTERVIEWS) your NOT in the show-

(Why not?)

Sirius: ITS MARAUDER SHOW!

(IM WRITING THIS THING)

Sirius: Well TO BAD. Interviews, fan mail-

(Haha what FAN mail?)

Sirius: Did I ask you?

(No but still I-)

James: Interviews, fan mail, talking and more! So let's begin. Sirius will be the interviewer.

(I WANNA BE THE INTERVIEWER!!!)

James ignores ...the person: Who is your first person to interview?

(ME ME ME!)

Sirius: How about...

(PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!) Sirius: Lily Evans!

(EVILNESS!!!!) Lily: Well then, what's your first question?

(WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME?)

Sirius: What are your true feelings of Prongs-er James?

Lily: I hate him! He's a jerk and he knows it. Always trying to ask me out but always playing pranks and being mean to Severus.

(LIAR!!!!! YOU WOVE JAMESIE POO!)

Lily: I DO NOT! (DO TO)

Lily: I do NOT

(Do TO)

Lily: Do NOT times infinity.

(Do TO times two over ANYTHING YOU SAY SO HA!)

Sirius: Just ignore her, and Snivellus is a git anyway, so why not be him back? And we all know you like James and James likes you.

Lily and James together: I do not!

(Denial)

Sirius: For the first time throughout this show I agree with you.

(WOO HOOO ONE POINT FOR XD)

Sirius: Your next question is, how many times have you gotten in trouble at Dumbledore's?

(15 times in the past two weeks.)

Sirius: I didn't ask you- WAIT FIFTEEN TIMES? COOL! What did you-

*Lily clears throat*

Sirius: Oh sorry, Lily, your answer?

Lily: Twice.

Sirius: No I mean throughout your five years of Hogwarts.

Lily: Twice.

-everyone laughs-

(Only two? HAHAHAHAHAHHA -over reacts-)

-Everyone but...the person: *sighs*-

Remus: Now...on to the fan mail. Remember, you can give comments, ask for advice, or questions!

James: Here's a letter, it reads:

Dear The Marauders,

Why can't Cleo be the interviewer? - I want to be the interviewer(Cleo)

Sirius: The reason we won't let you is because its MY part.

(Your mean. -sniffle-)

Remus: The next question is...

Dear The Marauders and Cleo(YEY SOMEONE LUVS ME WHOOT!)

Lily: -sigh-

Sirius: Just ignore her.

What happened to Peter? Why isn't he on the talk show?

- Wonders where Peter is.

(DIE WORMTAIL DIE DIE DIE! YOU SHALL SUFFER AHAHAHA!)

Sirius: For his safety he isn't here.

(DIE WORMTAIL OR I SHALL SEND PENGUINS ON YOU HEHEHEHE!)



(I WANNA BE AN INTERVIEWER!) Sirius: NO ITS MINE!

(MINE) Sirius: MINE! (I can sing! JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY-)

*James sticks tape on her mouth*

(Oh wuf fum if ish too righ in a one hoss open say HAY!)

Sirius: ALRIGHT!

(JIGGA FELLS JIGGA FELLS JIGGA ALL DA WAY! *sings with tape over mouth)

SIRIUS: ALL RIGHT YOU CAN BE THE INTERVIEWER TOMORROW!

(*pulls tape off mouth* YEY!!!!)

Everyone: The end of the show!

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