Just watched "Partners in Crime" recently, and a bit of an idea hit me. This is on crack…

Jenny hit the pavement hard, and stumbled, trying to get up. She was in the middle of a city street, people everywhere staring, wondering why she was lying in the middle of a paved road. Her blonde hair was falling out of its messy ponytail, and her face was patched with gray flecks of dirt. Cars honked at her, and she ran onto the sidewalk. Where was she? She thought she'd meet Donna Noble's family in hopes of finding her father, but so far, she had no idea where she was.

She walked to a stranger, and asked, "Um, quick question, what city is this?" The man in the gray overcoat looked at her a bit, and Jenny hastily added, "I'm a traveler."

"It's Chiswick," the man replied. He had a definite American accent, and he was quite, well, charming.

"Um, yeah, what year is it? I'm a bit thick," she added.

The man cocked his head, and slowly replied, "2007, New Years Day. Why?"

"Well, I just forgot… had a bit too much Scotch last night at the New Years party… feels like I've lived forever," she casually joked, but secretly scanned the area for anyone that resembled Donna.

"Tell me about it," the man scoffed. "I'm Jack, and who are you?" he held out his hand.

Jenny shook it. "I'm Jenny. Jenny, uh, Smith. So, Jack, I have a question, do you by any chance know a 'Donna Noble'?" she asked.

Jack thought for a moment, and talked to his watch, "Hey, Tosh, can you track a 'Donna Noble', supposedly lives in Chiswick?" There was silence for a moment, but the voice quickly replied.

"Yes, Donna Noble is currently in the DorMart in the frozen foods section," the voice, supposedly named Tosh replied.

"Um, thanks!" Jenny said, walking off.

"Oh, and Jenny?" Jack said. Jenny turned around.

"Yeah?"

"Do you know a man called the Doctor?"

Jenny, without looking back, replied, "Oh yeah. I'm his daughter."

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

Jenny approached a red-headed woman in the frozen foods section, apparently deciding between roast beef and chicken.

"Oh, good! You're back!" Jenny said, running up to her.

"Um, where have I gone? Do you work here?" Donna asked.

"Yeah, you went into space, that's where I met you, yeah?" Jenny replied. "You're technically my mother!"

Donna looked deep at Jenny, and said, "Oh my God… do you know a bloke called the Doctor?"

Jenny replied, "Yes, yes I do."

Donna put a hand on her heart, looking frantic for a moment, then sassily shouted, "Oi'! So you're tellin' me, I was travelin' in space when I metcha, and you know a bloke called the Doctor, and supposedly I was with him! Oh God! I made a kid with the Doctor!"

And that was when Jenny hastily ran away, not looking back. She always seemed to do that. Run. Especially from angry mothers.

A YEAR INTO THE FUTURE

"I just want a mate," the Doctor muttered.

"You just want, to mate?" Donna shouted. "Oh, well you ain't matin' with me, sunshine!"

THE END

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