Here is the first chapter.

I just have one thing I need to say. There was one girl who entered the contest that I said was accepted, but then forgot to add to the "Accepted Campers" list on "Yes it's another starring you". Her name is Audrey Nicole Simmons. I will refer to her as Nicole even though her name is Audrey, so as not to confuse anyone.

This chapter, and ONLY THIS CHAPTER, is written in a viewer's point of view since it shows the theme song, which will serve as an introduction since the intro. I wrote sucks.


(Guitar intro.)

Chris MacLean is standing on screen, his hands forming a triangle over one eye.

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be famous!

The camera zooms through the triangle and shows Alberto kissing Ai's hand. She pulls her hand away and screams at him, which makes him slump his shoulders and walk away. Ai walks over to her cabin and knocks on the door. The door opens and inside are David and Georgia, who are focused on a potion in Gigi's hands labeled "X". The potion smokes and the smoke fills the room.

I wanna live close to the sun

Pack you bags 'cause I've already won

Everything to prove nothing in my way

I'll get there one day

'Cause I wanna be famous

The smoke clears and shows Lake Wawanakwa. Madelien is surfing while Arbor, Jason and Johnny are swimming not far away, splashing each other and having a good old time. A huge wave comes up and pushes everyone under, including Maddie, who falls off her surfboard. The camera follows the wave as it washes up on the Dock of Shame, where Paris is sitting. She gets up, makeup running all over her face, and stalks off.

Na na nana na na

Na nana na na na nanana na na

The camera zooms into the woods, where Pandora is strumming her guitar with a set of headphones on her head. The camera zooms even farther into the woods to find Ryan writing poetry in a little black notebook. Ryan closes the notebook and stands up, walking out of the woods and into the Mess Hall. Inside is Eddie, who is wearing a wig and putting in colored contacts. Eddie decides he doesn't like the wig and tosses it out the window, where it lands on Jack's head while he tries to flirt with Nicole. Nicole laughs, and Jack throws the wig up into the air.

I wanna be

I wanna be

I wanna be famous!

The wig lands in front of Audrey, who is petting a chipmunk. She kicks the wig and it ends up in Takayuki's hair. Tak ripps the wig off his head and tosses it over to the woods. It lands in a bush. A bear bites the wig and tries to eat it. He is interrupted by Faith, who accidentally bumps into him while she is doing the moonwalk. He growls and chases her to the cabins. The two run around her team's cabin at least three times before she finally runs inside. Inside is Amanda, who is reading a magazine. She waves, and the magazine gets tossed out the window. The magazine catches a breeze and flotes over to Nancy, who is trying to talk to Evelyn. Nancy doesn't notice the magazine as it continues it's journey over her head and into the hands of Jasmine.

I wanna be

I wanna be

I wanna be famous!

Jasmine reads a bit, then blushes and tosses it to the wind. It flies past Gabrielle, who is talking with Robert. Robert leaves and Gabrielle cackles evilly. Vlad walks past her and tips his hat. He continues walking until he quite literally bumps into Miles, who animatedly talks to him with a smile on his face. Vlad laughs, and Miles runs off to talk to Lucas, who is joking around with TJ.

(whistling)

The screen goes black, then shows all the campers gathered around a fire at night, zooming in on Chris's smile.