Max and Fang age four one-shot
Disclaimer I can't say I own Max or any of the other characters… sniffle
Max POV
"Jeb" I looked up at him "how's a baby made?"
"Max, you don't need to know that yet." He said gently
"But I want to know too" Fang piped from beside me
"Me too" said Iggy.
"I'll tell you when you're older." Jeb said. "Now go eat lunch" Fang and Iggy rushed off, pushing each other trying to get to the food first. What wieners.
"Please tell me." I tugged on Jeb's hand. "I won't the boys promise!"
"No Max now go eat." Jeb said pushing me forward slightly then slipped back into his office. I don't like him today.
"Fine" I grumbled, stomping off to the dinning room.
"Iggy ate your sandwich!" Fang yelled at me when I hopped on my chair. Iggy cackled while chewing crumbs spewing out. I grabbed a sandwich from the plate and sank my teeth into it. Yum Jeb makes the best sandwiches
"Why won't Jeb tell us how babies are made?" Iggy wondered out loud. He examined his half eaten sandwich and I shrugged.
"Jeb's a meanie, that's why." Fang said wisely. I nodded my agreement.
Later that night
"Max!" Fang bounded into my room.
"What?" I asked. Fang was grinning big
"I know how babies are made!"
"Really! I want one!"
"Yeah Iggy searched the internet." Fang told me. "And he said that a boy and a girl should sleep in the same bed. And In the morning they'll have a baby."
"I want a baby!" I squealed. "Fang get in here." I scooted over and patted the space next to me on the bed. Fang hopped on the bed next to me.
"I'm going to name my baby Jasmine" I stated proudly.
"And I'm going to name my baby Green" Fang said
"Cool" I slipped under the covers next to my best friend. "Goodnight Fang. I can't wait till tomorrow"
"Night Max" Fang said sleepily. Soon we were both sound asleep.
The next morning
"Did you guys get babies?" Iggy yelled as he barged into my bedroom. My eyes snapped open. Where was my baby I began searching frantically.
"I can't find it!"
"Where?" Fang started searching under the pillows. "Where is it?" Iggy joined the search too.
"I don't think you guys did it right."
"But we slept together!" I shrieked, tears forming in my eyes. "I wanted a baby" I said brokenheartedly. Fang was soon bawling with me and Iggy.
"Good mor- wait why are you guys crying?" I looked up to see Jeb standing in the doorway.
"W-we didn't make babies" I sniffled. Jeb stiffened
"Uh Max, wait what!"
"Well me and Fang slept in the same bed because Iggy told us that if we did we'd have babies." I told him smartly. "Duh" Jeb chucked at my comment.
"When you're older" he said walking over and kissing me on the forehead. "You and Fang might have a baby then." I was puzzled.
"But I don't want to share my baby. My baby is mine. Fang should get his own"
