Rules for Living with Autobots

Chapter 1

note: I deleted this story not too long ago but now it's redone and revamped and the chapters WILL be longer! Yay! :D

So here's the first chappie. This story will be told in my OC Jasper's POV.

1. Wheeljack and iPods DON'T mix.

I accidently left my iPod in the rec room one day.

Wheeljack found it.

He pressed the "play" button.

"Looking for the Perfect Beat" by Afrika Bambaataa blasted at full volume.

Wheeljack freaked out and smashed the iPod.

He still owes me another one.

It's been 2 months.

2. Don't randomly start a karaoke contest.

Sideswipe thought it was a good idea at the time.

I went first.

I sung "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse.

Ratchet came in at the part of the song where it says "They're trying to make me go to rehab but I say a no, no , no".

The CMO hauled me off to the Med-bay and called up the local hospital.

The receptionist told him that there wasn't anyone that was supposed to be in the rehab center named Jasper Whitley.

Thank you phone person!

3. Yo Mama jokes are forbidden.

I told Sides and Sunny about said jokes.

Two words: BIG MISTAKE.

They both had a yo mama contest.

"Yo mama soooo fat, she was blocking the t.v when she was in the kitchen!"

"Well, yo mama soooo fat that she had to get baptized at Sea World!"

They went back and forth like that for an hour.

Ironhide heard it too.

Oh joy. I wonder what's gonna happen now. (sarcastically)

4. Sleeping bags are not for hopping around base in.

Jazz dared me to hop around base in my sleeping bag.

Not FUN!

I kept falling over and landing face first on the ground.

After the fourth time falling, I started whimpering.

Jazz started cracking up when he saw me on the ground.

He also just happened to be filming the entire thing.

I got up and furiously hopped away.

5. You are not a ghost.

I went around base one time following random bots around.

"Ooooooo I'm gooooonnnnaaaa coooommee forrr youuuuu tonighttttt!"

(me to Prowl.)

Prowl whipped around and saw me dressed up in a white bed sheet with eyeholes cut out.

He took one look at me and glitched.

I went on to find my next victim.

MHWAAAAAHAAAAA!

Was it all you thought it was? Was it hilarious or really stupid. Send a review my way and tell me how you thought it was! :D

I also want to give a shout out to inkdragon13 for telling me that I should continue with this story. Thanks! :D