I Kissed a Girl!
:.:Life can get a little crazy:.:
"What's your name?" one of Lucy's new male roommates asked in a gruff voice. Based on the description, his name should be Natsu Dragneel.
Lucy could only stammer. She still had to get used to the forwardness of boys while she was under this disguise. "U-uh… It's uh… L-Lee. Lee Heartfil—"
"Your new name's Doll," Natsu said with boredom as he scratches the inside of his ear.
"Uh… What?" 'Lee' was caught off-guard with that comment.
"Did I stutter?" the Salmon-haired boy said.
All 'Lee' did was blink up at Natsu in fear that I'll say the wrong response. 'He' was nervous as hell.
Natsu sighs. "Pay attention, noob. Look, I said your name is Doll, alright?"
"B-But… why?"
"Isn't it obvious?" 'his' other roommate said. If the first one was Natsu Dragneel, then this one must be Gray Fullbuster. "Your young boyish face and how fragile you are makes you look like a doll."
"O-oh…" 'Lee', responded. "I guess so, then…"
The once long, blonde-haired (but now it is dyed and styled into black spikes) girl was really starting to regret cross-dressing as a boy for the sole purpose of attending the boys' academy of Fairy Tail Academy already. I mean, sure she would get the needed education that isn't available on the girls' side…
But was it really worth it? These boys seem to be really cruel.
She starts to think about how this whole thing even began…
"Why do the boys have to get all of the good education?"
Oh, yeah. Lucy guesses that that was the question that started all of this mess.
"Because this is Fiore: the *hic* most sexist place *hic* in the woorrrlld," Cana, a fellow classmate, responded to Lucy Heartfilia's question in a mock announcing voice in between hiccups. "Welcome."
A dark aura surrounds Evergreen, another classmate, as she sweatdrops and grumbles to Cana, "I can't believe you actually got drunk, Cana, today of all days: the day where we meet up after class to come up with a plan to end the tyrannical government known as Fairy Tail Academy's system. This, in return, will allow us, the girls' academy, to gain equality and integration with the boys'—"
"Don't get a pole *hic* stuck up your ass, *hic* alright, Evergreen?" Cana interrupted and waved her off. "I'm just a *hic* little bit tipsy, is all. I'm fiiiinne!" She laughed heartily for a while, but before anyone could even think of catching her, she fell out of her desk, and lied asleep on the floor.
"Considering you have a high alcohol tolerance, it's hard to believe you're 'just a little tipsy', falling on the floor like that," Evergreen scowls as she pushes up her glasses.
"Look, everyone, let's get back to the matter at hand," Erza, the more or less 'leader' of this group of girl classmates, said. "As Evergreen said, we must find a way to convince the deans and principal to allow the boys and girls to integrate, so that we have equal opportunities to education. Any ideas?"
Wendy, the youngest and shyest of the classmates, raised her hand slightly and began to say, "I… I think I have an idea, if you'll listen."
"Let me hear it." Erza nodded.
"W-well… I guess our first approach could be just to, you know… talk to them. We could communicate our ideas and reasons with the deans and principal and higher-ups."
"Yes, but we've already tried…something like that. And it's needless to say it didn't end well," Erza replied, then sighed.
-Flashback-
"Alright, what's it gonna take for me to get some service around here?" Cana said, walking into the boys' academy main building. She walked up to the front desk and began hitting the bell. "Hey, does anyone work here or what?"
A man with dark hair and a blue business suit on walked into the front room where Lucy was, with an annoyed look on his face. "May I help you?" he said impatiently.
"Yes, you can," Cana responded with the same attitude. "I'd like to know who to talk to in order to register a student here."
Another man, with light brown hair, glasses, and a bit friendlier look on his face came up to the front desk and said, "That would be me."
"You, huh?" Cana squinted her eyes, still maintaining her 'tough' act that came about because she was a bit intoxicated.
"Yes." The man nodded. After looking Cana up and down the man starts getting suspicious of why such a young girl would be registering someone for school. "What is the name of this supposed student you are registering?"
"Oh, great question." Cana smirks. "That's me: Cana Alberona of the girls' academy."
"Hm. You, huh?" The man adjusted his classes. He snapped his finger and suddenly two large, broad-shouldered men wearing sunglasses and black suits appeared from nowhere. Each grabbed Cana by one arm and took her to the front door. They opened it, dropped her outside, and closed the door without even a word.
The girls in her group were waiting for her outside when this happened.
Cana rubbed her aching back and moaned. "It's obvious that I'm a lady. They shouldn't have kicked me out so roughly."
"Um… Cana?" Levy said to her, helping her up. "I think that it's because you're a lady they kicked you out."
-End-
"That plan only went terribly because Cana rushed in before anyone could stop her and she didn't even do it right." Evergreen put a hand on her hip and pushed up her glasses. "She asked to register into the boys' school, and didn't even ask to talk to the higher-ups. That ruined our chances of even talking to anyone since then."
"So, do we have any other ideas?" Erza asked.
"We can use force!" one girl yelled.
"No, we'll entice them with our sex appeal," another suggested.
"Ooo! How about we cook for them? Food always gets people in the mood," one girl said, rubbing her stomach.
"Or we can—"
"No, no, NO," Erza stopped anymore suggestions from coming out of any girl's mouth. "None of those will work." She sighed and rubbed her head. "And anyway, I now see that we've ran out of time this meeting. We'll have to meet again next week. Make sure you guys come up with useful ideas until then."
-.-.-.-.-.-
"Today was such a failure…" Lucy yawned as she walked back to her dorm from the classroom. "I can't just sit around and wait to come up with an idea for us to get us the education we need in the girls' academy. If my father finds out about how I'm not really progressing in knowledge, that would be a disaster…" Lucy sank her head down. "What should I do…?"
Just as she was about to turn on the corner to get to her building, Lucy heard a whisper.
"Pssssst! Lucy~!"
"Eh?!" Lucy jumped up in shock. "Who said—?"
Suddenly, a bush began to rustle, and before Lucy could respond, someone covered her mouth and restrained her. They put a bag over her head and everything went black.
"Lucy…" a voice said. "Wake up, Lucy."
Lucy squinted her eyes as light began to come into them. Once they were adjusted to the light enough, her eyes opened fully. She saw that she was sitting in her bed. Across from her were 2 girls and 1 boy. She only recognized the two girls, who were her roommates: Erza and Ultear.
Wait.
Erza and Ultear?!
"Why the hell did you guys kidnap me?" Lucy yelled. "Then take me back to our own dorm?!"
Erza scratched the back of her head. "Uh… Sorry about that. I told Gajeel not to do anything drastic, but he just doesn't listen very well."
"I was coming here anyway! WHYdid he even have to do anything at all?!"
"That's not important right now, Lucy," Erza concluded. "The reason we brought you here," she then began, "is to tell you that we have come up with a top-secret plan to help you get the same education as the boys' academy."
Lucy's eyes opened wide. "Seriously? But, how?"
"We've been planning this for a while now and today we just finished all the preparations."
"Since this operation was top-secret, we couldn't tell anyone about it. The only reason why Erza held the meetings with the girls were so that they wouldn't find out about our plan and get carried away," Ultear explained.
"So… what exactly is this plan of yours?" Lucy asked.
"Well… We were able to pull a few strings, and we got one spot for a new student in the Fairy Tail Boys Academy. You will go undercover into the boys academy disguised as a boy."
Erza then added, "And, of course, not only will you get to stay there for the year, but you'll also have to do some detective work for us."
Surprisingly, Lucy wasn't freaking out like Erza and Ultear and Gajeel were expecting her too. In fact, she was smiling with excitement. "This is a great idea, you guys!" She jumped up and down in her seat. "I'll be like Sherlock Holmes, only female. AND I'll get to get boys' education!"
Gajeel scoffed at Lucy's sudden preppy-ness. "I don't wanna ruin this mood or anything, but how the hell would this girl ever pull it off? I mean, it's not like she has the flattest of chests with those two melons." He used two of his fingers to point out each of Lucy's breasts.
Erza hit Gajeel in his head for his rudeness. "We were just about to get to that. Ultear?"
Ultear nodded. "Lucy, as you know, my father is somewhat of what you may call an inventor. He's finally finishing something I requested a couple of years ago: It's a small device that you attach to your bra strap and it creates the illusion that you are a few cup sizes smaller than you are, depending on what you set it to. Even if someone happens to touch you in that area, 'nothing' will be there. It's full-proof."
"Why the hell would you ask your father for something like that?" Gajeel asked.
"Because men are pigs if all they look for in you is your chest size." Ultear's eye twitched at memories of certain boys who fell under the category. "Anyway, he said he'll be completely done with it a couple of days from now."
"So, do you think you'll be up to the job, Lucy?" Erza asked her.
"Of course!" Lucy nodded then clenched her fist in the air, ready for the challenge. "I'll do it."
If only she knew what she had gotten herself in to.
Heellllooooo, Fairy Tail fans! This is my first story in this category so I hope you enjoyed reading it!
I am glad that you made it all the way down here to this here Author's Note, whether you liked it or not, though.
I hope to see you again next chapter! :)
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)
