Funny fanficcy drabble chat!
I don't own any Anime Characters! But I did kidnap them, so here is the story!
S.T.L.: Why hello Inuyasha!
I.Y.: um, hi.
S.M.: hello Faith san.
S.T.L.: HI SESSHOMARU!
STL: guess what? I have a present for you both!
IY & SM: really?
STL: yeah! Just step inside this room and there will be a nice, warm, giant cookie!
(IY & SM run to the room pushing each other aside to get in to taste that cookie, when…)
IY: what? I see no cookie!
SM: It would appear as if it is only a tidy pink room with butterflies and a floral print on the walls and a bucket for each of us to do you know what in.
IY: I want my cookie…
SM: shuttup.
IY: Stop sippin Haterade!
STL: I made this room just for you two!
(deviously locks them in and watches them from a tiny nano camera in the corner.)
ONE HOUR LATER…
IY: I'm bored.
(SM looks up from his gameboy handheld)
SM: What now? I'm on level six, the one where there are mutant dust bunnies!
(a cookie falls from the ceiling)
IY: MINE!
SM: ha ha! (grabs cookie)
IY: WAAAH!
STL: (spanks SM on his butt) no! bad boy!
IY: thank you! (says with blushies as he holds his prize)
STL: you're ever so welcome!
STL: Guess what? One of you will have the chance to marry me!
IY: Really? Wow! That's cool!
STL: you're so sweet Inu-Yasha!
(IY blushes)
SM: Hey! Don't Agree with her, you little –
STL: keep it PG-13!
ONE HOUR LATER
(STL is trying on a wedding gown & is too distracted by her own beauty to watch her two darlings on the TV hooked up to the camera)
SM: we have to think of something! We need to escape!
IY: look! In that corner are two shovels!
(each sexy man grabs a shovel and they dig a hole deeper and deeper until…)
SM: Did we make it out?
Yuki Sohma: no, all you did was find yourselves in Shiichan chick's box.
IY: Damn it!
SM: How the hell did we get here!
Kyo Sohma: You dug a hole stupid!
Ayame Sohma: and you got my mirror dirty!
IY: Aw, . Let's keep digging!
SM: good idea.
(so they keep digging until they got to…)
IY: Freedom!
SM: you idiot! We only made it back to Shii-whatever's box again!
Shigure Sohma: actually, now you're in Kagoshii-chan's box.
SM: Dammit! I so tired of this!
(So SM gets tokijin and kills every one!)
IY: hey! He didn't kill me!
(sorry)
IY: you suck at narrating!
(oh yeah?)
IY: yeah! Do you know how many calls I get from girls who are always asking "Are you dead yet?" And I always say "no I'm not" but then they say "oh, that's good! Your butt is too sexy to kill!"
(pauses)
(I had no clue.)
(Any way, they keep digging until)
IY& SM: AAAAAAAAAAGH!
(they fall down the hole and land in STL's (or mine) box)
SM: Wow. This sucks.
IY: I want a cookie.
