Antony Speech Parody
In the voice of Yami Yugi
Friends, Romans, Fellow duelists, lend me your cards; I come to bury Caesar, wait; I don't even know this dude, The evils that men do shall be killed with my Mind Shatter. The good is often bound to keep it for millennia to come. So let it be so with Caesar. The noblest Brutus Has told you Caesar was ambitious. If it were so, it was a grievous fault, like Kaiba's rage, And Caesar has paid for it, with more than his star chips. Under leave from Brutus and the rest of the conspirators, ('Cause Brutus is an honorable man, So are all of them honorable.) I have come to speak in Caesar's funeral, Though I wish it was Kaiba's funeral I didn't know him too good but he was faithful and just to me; But Brutus says he was ambitious, And Brutus is an honorable man. He hath brought in many captives home to Rome, (Some from Egypt!) Whose ransoms did fill the public treasury; Did Caesar seem ambitious for doing this? When the poor have cried for losing a duel, Caesar wept by their sides. Ambition should be made of stronger stuff. Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honorable man. You all did see that at the Duelist Kingdom, I did thrice present Caesar with the Exodia cards, Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious, And Brutus is an honorable man. Speak not to discredit Brutus, But here I am to speak what I know. You all did love him once, not without cause; What cause withholds you to mourn for him? O judgment, thou art thrown to the duel monsters, And men have lost their star chips! Bear with me, my heart arches and lies in this coffin with Caesar And I must claim his vengeance. I summon Exodia and the Dark Magician. Take out the conspirators to exact Caesar's revenge!
Friends, Romans, Fellow duelists, lend me your cards; I come to bury Caesar, wait; I don't even know this dude, The evils that men do shall be killed with my Mind Shatter. The good is often bound to keep it for millennia to come. So let it be so with Caesar. The noblest Brutus Has told you Caesar was ambitious. If it were so, it was a grievous fault, like Kaiba's rage, And Caesar has paid for it, with more than his star chips. Under leave from Brutus and the rest of the conspirators, ('Cause Brutus is an honorable man, So are all of them honorable.) I have come to speak in Caesar's funeral, Though I wish it was Kaiba's funeral I didn't know him too good but he was faithful and just to me; But Brutus says he was ambitious, And Brutus is an honorable man. He hath brought in many captives home to Rome, (Some from Egypt!) Whose ransoms did fill the public treasury; Did Caesar seem ambitious for doing this? When the poor have cried for losing a duel, Caesar wept by their sides. Ambition should be made of stronger stuff. Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honorable man. You all did see that at the Duelist Kingdom, I did thrice present Caesar with the Exodia cards, Which he did thrice refuse. Was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious, And Brutus is an honorable man. Speak not to discredit Brutus, But here I am to speak what I know. You all did love him once, not without cause; What cause withholds you to mourn for him? O judgment, thou art thrown to the duel monsters, And men have lost their star chips! Bear with me, my heart arches and lies in this coffin with Caesar And I must claim his vengeance. I summon Exodia and the Dark Magician. Take out the conspirators to exact Caesar's revenge!
