The Mr. & Mrs. Cullen Honeymoon

By: BirdieEsme10

( Okay, I am Team Jacob all the way! But here's my take on Ed and Bella's honeymoon! your welcome *hehe* ) -Robin

The morning light pours in through the windows and I whimper in annoyance because I am in pure bliss.....

"Bella.....sweetheart?" Edward's velvet voice whispers in my ear, ".......I have a suprise for you"

I curl up closer to Edwards cold, stone chest and sigh, signaling him to go on.

"Well I-we........how about breakfast first?!" Edward says quickly and jumps up before I have time to realize it.

"Edward......" I growl angrily knowing he knows I HATE suprises, "......tell me...now!"

Edward doesn't turn around to look at me but starts to pick up the remains of our clothes from last night.

"Edward Cullen... tell me please!"

Edward finally sighes heavily and turns toward me and smiles his famous crooked smile......and rest his hands on his stomach.

"I-I'm........pregnant!"

THE END!

*Short but funny.....admit it! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T R&R! * -Robin

TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!