Disclaimer: The characters appearing in this story are not mine, they are custody of people far smarter and creative than I am.

Note: By the way this is a strange crossover. A buddy of mine gave me the challenge and I stepped up to this one. So ha. Hopefully you're familiar with the Disney cartoon Gummi Bears, and if your not it's out on DVD and I suggest you find it, either that or check out the story on Wikipedia. But here's the general gist, a family of mythical bears drink Gummi Berry Juice and become extremely bouncy whereas humans who drink it gain immense strength for a limited time. Their primary enemy is Duke Igthorn who wants to conquer Dunwyn and has an army of dimwitted ogres. That's it in a nutshell. And I don't figure I need to sum up GI Joe since your reading it's fanfics I assume you know that show.

Chapter 1: Believe it or Not

"So what's so special we need to be here for?" The Joe, codename Roadblock entered the room. His large frame easily larger than anyone else in the room.

"Guy, calls himself 'Hi-Tech' said he had a new toy he wanted to display. His background checks are all good though." Codename Scarlett entered following Roadblock, her long red-hair tied behind her head.

The third figure that walked in was the Joes resident Ninja, Snake-Eyes, becasue everyone knows you can't have a government Special Forces Unit without the token Ninja. His face covered in a black mask.

The person they had come to see stood nearby, Hi-Tech, young, yellow-haired and not looking like your typical scince-nerd. He stood next to a device that could best be explained as being the teleporter prop from Star Trek. When he spoke he spoe with excitement that seemed always present, even inappropriate at times. "Glad you're all here...wasn't Duke supposed to come with you?"

"Duke got called away on somethin'," Roadblock said, "So what's this thing we had to see?"

"Oh a shame he's going to miss this, well anyway this is actually a short-range transporter. You place something here," Hi-Tech gestured towards a small platform, "enter the coordinates and bam it can transport the item up to 1000 meters."

"Could be useful with like river crossing and the like. Does it just move stuff or humans as well?" Scarlett inquired.

"Well it hasn't been tested on humans yet, but potentially it could. Let me show you it in actio. I've got to grab something from the next room real quick. Be right back." Hi-Tech stepped from the room.

The three Joes just stood there looking at each other.

The device then started to hum. Lights began to flash and then there was a loud explosion. The room was filled with smoke...

In the next room Hi-Tech smiled, lifting a small device he spoke into it, his voice sounding different, with a hint of an Australian accent, "Commander three Joes down."

A high hissing voice came over the comm device, "Excellent work Zartan, now leave there before you are found out."

(Elsewhere)

In another place far far away, a place called Dunwyn. Two figures cross swords in battle...well cross wooden swords in mock battle that is. A third figure sits nearby applauding the action before her.

The first fighter a small, pink bear (that's right, I said bear), "Haha Cavin I've got you at my mercy."

The second fighter, human with brown hair that seemed permanently messy, around 13, "Only in your dreams Cubbi."

"Cavin watch out, he's getting the upper hand. I know you're not going to let Cubbi win." the third figure, yellow-haired and attractive, roughly 13 or 14. Princess Cala, giggled.

"Yeah Cavin you'll let the Princess see you lose." Cubbi, the bear, parried one of Cavin's thrusts, laughing all the while.

"And what kind of knight doesn't save the princess, mind you if you were to lose I'd be able to handle myself," Princess Cala said confidently. "What was that?"

Not far away a loud crash sounded, a bright light filled the sky. Then all was silent again, and three new figures stood on the ground.

(The crashsite)

"Roadblock...where are we?" it was Scarlett.

"I can't say for shore, but I'll guarantee we're not in Kansas anymore." Roadblock answered.

Snake-Eyes shook his head as Roadblock said one of the most cliched movie lines ever. Then something else caught his attention the Joes were surrounded on all sides by large purple and green brutes. Two people, or at least kinda people, stepped from the group, these two different than the rest.

The one figure, 100 human, spoke is a nasally voice, as he stroked his black goatee, "Toadwart I do believe we have intruders."

"Yessir Dookie. Want I should send the ogres to eliminate them?" the second figure, short and green, he looked like a mini version of the brutes around him said, his voice high and overly-excited.

"I think yes Toad, or I'm not the Duke Igthorn."

One of the large brutes spoke, his dim-wit blatantly obvious, "What your not Iggy? Then who are you, where is he?"

"Why do I surround myself with buffoonery. Ogres, destroy them." Duke Igthorn shook his head, then shouted his order.

"Ogres?" Scarlett spoke in surpirse as the large brutes came towards her.

"Whatever they are, they're trouble." Roadblock spoke, "and me without my gun."

The ogres came hard, they were strong and the Joes weren't exactly sure what had them. In moments they were locked in struggles of strength with creatures they'd only thought existed in stories...and they were losing.

Just when things seemed hopeless a strange noise sounded through the air. Like that of a bouncing ball, and one of the last things the Joes expected happened. Little bear-like creatures of all shapes and sizes were bouncing here and there and everywhere. The ogres began to change focus to the new creatures, unable to land a hand on any of them. The Joes stood dumbstruck.Duke Igthorn's nasally voice came again, this time shouting, "Gummies! They always show when they're not welcome. Ogres...retreat for... now."

The Ogres and Duke Igthorn all turned heels and fled. The weird bear creatures stopped bouncing, and one of them spoke. Apparently female, with orange fur and a matronally voice, "It's okay, people often are surprised by us."

"Humans shouldn't even be seeing us Grammi, you know humans always bring problems...especially ones dressed like circus freaks," a gruff voice came from one of the bears, male with brown fur.

"Gruffi Gummi, you shouldn't speak about strangers like that. They needed help." the orange furred female spoke again, Grammi was what she had been called.

Scarlett finally spoke, grabbing Roadblocks arm, "Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Please say you're not."

Roadblock shook his head, "Only if your seeing talking teddy bears."

"Dang. Guess we're both crazy." Scarlett spoke again, "Guess I'll talk to them." Scarleet approached the one called Grammi, "Excuse me..um.. miss. Where are we?"

"You must be lost then child. This is Dunwyn, and we're the Gummi Bears." the woman bear spoke to Scarlett, then curtsied, "My name is Grammi Gummi, this sour apple is Gruffi Gummi," she motioned towards the brown bear, "This is Sunni," she motioned towards a younger looking female, yellow in color.

The yellow bear curtsied, "Pleasure."

A large blue bear stepped forward, a head taller than all the other bears. Meaning he was roughly four foot compared to the three foot other bears around him. His voice was slightly slow sounding, "I'm Tubbi Gummi."

"Oh hoho, it's a pleasure to meet you all," a purple bear stepped forward shifting the spectacles on his face, then reaching out his hand to Scarlett, "My name is Zummi Gummi." He let off a distinct bumbling librarian vibe.

Roadblock looked over at Snake-Eyes, "This whole thing still makes slightly more sense than the Cobra-La plotline from our movie."

Snake-Eyes shook his head in agreement.

TBC

Okay yeah this is weird, but guess what there will be more yet to come. Hopefully you'll appreciate it. Smile, smile wink, wink.