It was another typical day in CGL,and the boys were out on the lake.
"Hey guys,is it just the heat or is there a rainbow streaking the sky?" asked Squid,pointing at a rainbow he apparently saw. "Yea,I think I see it!Pretty frickin weird."said Magnet,raising an eyebrow and squinting.
"I think it's heading this way!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
screamed ZigZag,scrambling out of his hole and running away,holding a shovel like a sword.A rainbow crashed into his hole.A man in a pink mesh top,purple hot pants,big sunglasses and a rainbow cape rose up, a pink light shining from him.
"I AM THE CAPED KADOOGAN,my real name's Luke Mimosa Jones BTW, and I came to PAAAAAAAAAARTAY!"said the man,shimmying like an 80's disco dancer."Up top,baybee!"said 'The Caped Kadoogan.' to little Zero.
Zero backed away and leapt into Stanley's arms. "I'd rather be with you..." whispered Zero. "Aw, you two are so adorable together,just saying! And what is UP with the orange jumpsuit trend going on here, honey? So last millennium." said The Caped Kadoogan.
X-Ray blatantly face palmed and said "This ain't no Girl Scout Camp or nightclub. This is a juvenile prison camp!" "Oh my gosh, I LOVE NIGHTCLUBS! I met my first boyfriend there."
"EWW!" said Armpit,trying to force an image of two guys making out out of his mind. "What?There's nothing wrong with being gay you stereotypical biznatch! P.S,you need deodorant,sister!"
Luke blatantly tapped Armpit's forehead,and his character immediately changed. "Oh my gosh, where did you get those clothes? And will they be in my size? You know what, never mind,I'm probably too fat for them anyway."
"Aw,you're not fat!It's all FYI,I bought the shirt from Diva,and the hot pants from I bought my sunnies from Boohoo.I made this cape ,right?"
"Totally!Come on,let's go to the Wreck Room,I'm so fatigued."said Armpit."What the fuck did that gay dude do to Pit?"asked Magnet.
"HE PUT A GAY SPELL ON HIM AND TURNED HIM INTO A SLAVE! WE'RE DOOMED,GUYS!DOOMED!"squealed ZigZag,tripping over a mound of dirt and falling into a hole.
"Guy's,I'm afraid we're gonna have to-" "Kill ourselves?"asked Magnet. "No!"said Stanley."Rape ourselves so we're safe?"asked Squid."NO!" said Stanley again."I'm afraid we're gonna have to destroy this guy before he turns anyone else."said boys whooped and yelled "D-TENT!"It was the beginning of an adventure.
ALL I'M GONNA SAY NOW IS SORRY IF I OFFEND ANYONE READING OR BEGINNING TO READ THIS STORY.
