No Means No
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fanfiction Story
Author: Jason Thompson
Pilamsega@tir.com
January 7, 2001

Disclaimer: Guess what I own, nadda, bubkiss, diddly squat. That's right nothing, I have no
job, I have no money, and I have nothing worth having, except my rapier wit and devilish good
looks.

Category: Buffy/Xander

Spoilers: Season 4

Warnings: None as yet.

Summery: Buffy Tests Xander's resolve.

Rating: R

Distribution: List Archives yes. Others ask first.

Notes:

Dedication: Dedicated to Bri, Mary, Duchess, Dale, Nate, Stone Cold, and Aslan, who have
allowed me to bounce my ideas off them, and Krac, cause she has the evil bunny slippers.

No Means No

Buffy slinked over to the couch sexily as Xander sat thumbing through his copy of Maxim. She
plucked the magazine away from him as she sat down in his lap and tossed the magazine over her
shoulder. Xander looked at his girlfriend incredulously. Buffy just flashed her most seductive
smile and wrapped her arms around his neck. In a honey-laden voice she drawled,
"Xaaaanderrr."

Xander merely cocked an eyebrow, "Yes?"

Buffy kissed his nose, "Do you think we could? You know…" She waggled her eyebrows
suggestively.

Xander shook his head, "Not right now Buffy, I have a headache."

Buffy then gave him her best pout, her bottom lip jutted out invitingly. "Please."

Xander sighed, "Buffy, no."

"But I want to."

"I have a headache."

Buffy smiled hopefully, "It'll cure your headache you know, endorphin rush and all that."

Xander's eyebrows rose questioningly, "That's only if I finish."

Buffy looked at him in a shocked manner, "Are you saying you don't finish with me?"

Xander shook his head, "No cause you always beat me to it."

"Well that's hardly fair."

"But it's mostly true."

Buffy stood up and tugged on Xander's hand, "C'mon."

"No."

Buffy pulled a little harder and said a little more forcefully, "Come On."

"Oh okay." Buffy perked up until Xander said, "On second thought, no."

Buffy stomped her foot in frustration, "Arrgh!"

Xander smirked, "No means no Buffy."

Buffy flopped down on the couch, "But I'm in the mood!"

"And I have a headache. Didn't we cover this?" Buffy just glared at him, "Can't you do this
yourself?" Xander leaned over and reclaimed his magazine.

"But it's not as much fun by myself. It's more fun with you."

Xander rolled his eyes, "Buffy, for Chris'sake, it's GoldenEye."

Buffy pouted, "Fine." She picked up the game controller and began to play by herself. After a
few minutes she threw the controller aside in boredom, she turned to Xander again, "You want to
go in the bedroom? Have some sex?"

Xander sat his magazine aside, "Okay."

Buffy smirked, "What happened to your headache?"

Xander smiled, "For that, I'll play through the pain." He stood up and led Buffy to the bedroom
by the hand.

Buffy smiled, "You're such a romantic."

Xander laughed, "I know."

--End—

What did you think they were arguing about? *Gasp* You Pervert!