Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a mastermind arsonist for hire. That is, until his mother says it's time for him to come home for dinner. But, he's not really a "mastermind arsonist"; he's a 7 year old boy with a cute imagination.

My inspiration: Calvin & Hobbes

Title: Glow


Chapter one: Meet: Sasuke Uchiha, arsonist extraordinaire!

"Put your hands up!" Sasuke Uchiha said with a milk dipped cookie in his mouth and his front tooth missing.

Itachi Uchiha stopped in his tracks. Sasuke shone a flashlight in his face. Revealing, a cookie in his mouth.

"You stole! And do you know what the punishment is?" Sasuke asked, running upstairs and grabbing on his Tiger costume from Halloween.

Itachi should have left, just walked away. But, he was innocent, and Sasuke couldn't hurt him too badly since he hasn't learned fire breathing.

Skipping 2 steps as he dashed the stairs Sasuke's face light up with joy to find his brother still there. Usually, he would have taken the oppurtune moment to leave and go watch TV.

"Thanks." Sasuke whispered as he looked to the ceiling and put his hands together. He turned his attention back to his brother.

"You took one of my snacks!" Sasuke said doing the fire dragon hand jutsu signs for show.

"You said I could have one, remember?" Itachi said walking up to him and patting his head. Sasuke wiggled away from it.

"Nuh-uh, you aren't saying the truth!" Sasuke exclaimed, it sounded more like "You aren't sathing the toof!" since he was missing one of his teeth. Itachi pushed his forehead back with his palm.

"Hey! Since when did you lose that tooth?" Itachi asked, putting a finger down on the sensitive spot. Sasuke howled in pain, and jumped back and hissed at him. Itachi turned to leave.

Sasuke ran towards him and grabbed his shirt. He wore a black shirt that had fish net at the top, and black slacks that came into his black sandals.

"I didn't let you have one! I would remember!" Sasuke shouted with a pout. Itachi sighed and bent down to level with him.

Sasuke crossed his arms at him.

"Remember when mom hit my head for telling you that you would fall asleep until your birthday since you stayed up until midnight? You felt bad and you said I could have a cookie today." Itachi said standing up again.

"Ooh.." Sasuke dragged. Itachi finished his cookie in a bite and then left to watch TV.


Baby Sitting.

Itachi loved his baby brother dearly. But, that was nothing compared to having to watch him for the evening. His parents left for some party and he was to take care of his little brother. For free.

"Okay, here's what is going to happen. I invite my friends, and you play in the living room. Stay out of the kitchen." Itachi said with a straight face.

Sasuke furrowed his brow, crossed his arm, and stuck out his tongue. "No. Way."

"Why not?" Itachi said frowning, he bent down to put his face darkly in front of Sasuke's.

"Because you aren't the boss of me!" Sasuke spat. Itachi laughed.

"Oh, really?" Itachi chuckled picking Sasuke up by his back collar, lifting him up on his shoulder, kicking and yelling and putting him in his room and locking the door. He dusted off his hands and smiled as Sasuke banged on the door.

"Hey, guys, you are just in time. Sasuke just went to bed." Itachi said as he opened the door for his friends. Suki was right about to press the door bell, she looked at their friend Jonko and shrugged.

"Hey how are you so good at that?" Jonko asked, grabbing a soda, popping it open and chugging the whole thing down. He burped. Itachi patiently waited as Suki rolled her eyes.

As Jonko went to the couch to sit down, Itachi explained. "Your voice can be heard a mile away." Itachi said.

After hours of TV watching, Itachi noticed how quiet Sasuke was being. He went upstairs and opened the door.

"How did Sasuke escape?" He wondered in his mind.

"Wrong door, earlier I heard noise coming from that room." Suki explained. Itachi froze.

That was his room.

"S-Sasuke?" Itachi said nervously as he opened the door to his totaled room. All his posters, gone torn down and ripped up. His music CDs, broken in half and sent on a masquerade all over the room. His bed, jumped on to the point of noise whenever someone touched it. His diary from his childhood-missing. Sasuke stood in the middle of the room, an angry face and arms crossed. Itachi grunted in anger, and ran after him.

Sasuke gave him a pretty good run for his money. He was nearly worn out when the kid couldn't run anymore. Sasuke grabbed the couch as Itachi tried to pry him from it.

The doorbell rang.

"Mom & dad." Itachi said letting Sasuke go. Sasuke's leg landed on a hard wood table and he screamed in pain. Continuously. Itachi covered his mouth, got his friends in his room so that they could leave through the window and made a deal.

"I won't tell if you won't tell." Itachi said. Sasuke stuck his tongue out.

"Fat chance!" He said running to the door.

"See? You're fine." Itachi said in his mind. Then Sasuke fell down, and struggled to get up. The door bell rang again.

"Oh no." Itachi breathed, he swung Sasuke up. Ran to the kitchen and brought out a whole box of cookies. Sasuke was on the floor again. Itachi picked him up and put him on the couch.

"All yours." He said pouring the cookies unto his lap.

Itachi dashed to the door and opened it.

"Hello Itachi, hi-Sasuke! Why are you up at 10:30 and eating cookies?" His mother asked.

"I promised him he could, if he was good." Itachi covered. His father rose his brow, and Itachi just smiled.

"Okay." They said simultaneously.

"I think you deserve a $40, for the house still intact." His father said pulling out a 40 $ bill.

Itachi grinned. Sasuke began to play with his cookies. His parents went to sleep.


The Date.

Itachi put his face in Sasuke's as Sasuke watched TV.

"What?" Sasuke asked with his eyebrow raised. Itachi opened his mouth and blew air to him.

Sasuke fanned his nose, and stared at him.

"Does it smell?" Itachi asked.

"Does what smell?" Sasuke asked.

"My breath."

"What about your breath?"

"Does it smell?" Itachi asked through gritted teeth agitated.

"I don't know."

"Then smell it."

"You smell it."

"I'm asking you to smell my breath! I'm older than you, do as I say!" Itachi yelled.

"No."

"What did you say?"

"I said 'No'. Mom! Itachi is holding me down and making me smell his mintbreath!"

"What did you say?"

"You have mintbreath, smells like mint."

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Thanks."

"For what?"

"Ugh."

Itachi was up in his room. Sasuke opened the door after knocking.

"Itachi why do you care if your breath smells good?" Sasuke asked. Itachi was doing his hair and he fixed his tie.

"I'm going on a date." Itachi said happily smiling. Sasuke slammed the door.

"Hn." Itachi said before shrugging it off and smiling in the mirror for any food in his teeth.


The Date Part II:

"Mom, why does Sasuke have to date?"

"Well Sasuke, he's old enough to."

"No he's not he's only 15."

"16. Even if, that's old enough."

"Well, I hope he doesn't like her, stays home and never talks to her again!" Sasuke exclaimed getting off the kitchen stool and heading out.

Knock.

"Come in." Itachi said, combing his hair a third time.

"Sasuke wants you to stay home. He doesn't like the idea of a girl coming to take you away for a good time tonight." Itachi's mother said sighing as she walked in. The smell of cologne, hair spray, and lotion invaded her mouth and nose causing her to cough.

"Have fun!" She strained, leaving.

"Doesn't like the idea of-that boy." Itachi said laughing. The door bell rang.

"Itachi isn't here, you can go home, now." Sasuke said before slamming the door. Itachi ran down stairs and luckily the girl he was taking out was still there.

"Suki, hi." Itachi smiled. Sasuke didn't.

This was the time for Fire Brigade!

A/N: Uh-oh. That's not good. I hope you liked it so far, review!