Ok so this is my first Lie To Me fanfic and its because I only started watching this a few weeks ago,it was recommended on imdb as a familiar show to The Mentalist which I also love btw.I couldn't stop watching it till the very last episode and I was disappointed with the way it was left because it was cancelled so I hope you enjoy this…..

Cal Lightman bounced into Gillian Foster's office as usual,unannounced and intrusive from the start.

As he came closer he noticed her expression

'what,don't you like my suit?its new'

'no you clean up quite well actually'

'then why the look of disgust love?'

'Cal,you told me you wouldn't read me without my express permission or when I want your opinion…which will be never by the way'

She whispered the last bit under her breath so Cal followed her around her desk as Foster was literally running away from the real problem.

'oh no wait..I was wrong,its contempt isn't it not disgust'

He stopped inches from her face and analysed her face like she was a rare breed of animal at the zoo.

'that little crinkle there at the corner of your lips,I mistook that for a dimple so I did'

In these situations Foster always appeared more intimidating as she was taller.

'I don't like Mondays ok there you go you've caught me'

'I don't like any day of the week either love but it doesn't anger me'

She met his questioning eyes with pleading ones.

'Cal leave it ok?im asking you as a personal favour'

'oh so its personal then,this problem not work related?good,at least I know its not me being a pain in the arse that's the problem'

'are you including right now?'

'come on love as your boss-

'partner'

'that too(he winks at her for the implied innuendo) but as your partner I am supposed to take an interest if I think you may be upset or unhappy'

'hm,that's funny because I seem to recall Torres coming in last week with red rimmed eyes and you didn't even bat an eyelid'

'blinding hangover love…Ive had a few myself ….if you haven't experienced anything like that after a good night out,you're doing it wrong'

'that's not what she told me'

Foster finally felt triumphant over Cal being informed of something Cal knew nothing of.

'wait…she told you about it?'he seemed genuinely hurt.

'yes but not in so many words..her face said it all'

'oh well then at least Ive taught you something useful…listen love,you can always talk to me you know?'

'why waste it with words when you can read my face?'

'seriously Foster just come to me when you need me'

This actually surprised Gillian as she recalled from past experience that Cal never gave up on anything'

'the offer is uneccesary but thank you Cal'

After an hour long interrogation of an OCD suspect in the cube Cal came by Gillian's office to ask for her professional opinion.

What he happened on instead was an argument,he knocked on the door to be polite.

'Foster,any chance I can get your help 'ere? I feel like im questioning your evil half out there'

When the man turned around to face tried to hide his disgust as he addressed him

'alex aint it?'Cal reverted back to his crude English.

'Alec and Im sorry but we're really busy here if you don't mind,you'll have to get someone else to do your mumbo jumbo for now'

'actually I do mind Alex,you able to read past that nose of yours the name above the door there,what does that say?'

'Lightman'

'funny thing that Im Lightman,yeah that's me and also don't worry a lot of people are jealous of me its kind of natural to me now but I don't want you to be intimidated…look she's not'

Little did Lightman know he just triggered Alec

Gillian tried to calm the situation

'Alec you should really leave,we can discuss this later'

'no..we don't need to Gill lets save some time'

Alec came right into Cal's face but something warned him to retract almost immediately as he made eye contact with Cal.

'was that it smart guy like you,did you use those lines on my wife?'

'if im not mistaken…Foster got rid of you months back,best decision she ever made really aside from partnering with me of course'

'people who usually have mid life crisis usually buy a new car or upgrading their house,I never would have guessed I would be traded for

An older version'

'oy mind your filthy tongue,that's my best friend you're talking about'

'ill see you in court Gill,maybe your old man could make an appearance too'

'what the hell was that all about love?lucky I didnt deck the bugger,that stick up his arse cant be too comfortable?'

'im sorry he's brought you into this Cal I mean its stupid really…really really stupid'

'hey..hey its alright pet no need to cry now ok,its not your fault…what's he doing to you?'

She soothed in his arms a bit,as he rocked her like a child back and forth

'that is nothing to the act he'll pull in court'

'I guess now its time to tell you'

Cal waited patiently while Foster sorted her thoughts

'he's trying to get everything in the settlement Cal,the house,our savings..he's claiming I was having an affair while we were married'

It registered with Cal just then what Foster was implying,he snorted in derision as he gritted through his teeth

'im gonna replace that stick with my foot,how would that do love?'