I would like everyone to know that I did not write this. My nine-year-old brother did. If you flame this, I will track you down and torture you mercilessly because I'm the only one who can flame my brother's story.

By the way, for some reason Germany is not able to pronounce his Rs... Don't ask...

Neither I nor my brother own Hetalia.

Have fun~


It was Halloween night as Germany walked home from the store. When he opened his door, he saw Italy.

"What awe you doing?" The German asked.

"I'm helping you-" Italy stopped.

"What the..."

Italy was bouncing all over the walls.

"I thought I told him not to dwink any mowe coffee. That stupid countwy, and why can't I pwonounce my Rs?"

BOOM BOOM BOOM

"Evewyone put on costumes!" Germany shouted still not pronouncing his Rs.

"What the..." Italy wanted to cuss.

Romano was about to walk out the door... door... door... NAKED!

"Put some clothes on!" Italy was about to faint.

Next was Germany in a ballerina suit, "I have lessons tomowow."

Japan was a hotdog, America was a hamburger, and Italy was pasta. Japan the Hotdog shouted, "The Three Food Trio!"

"Umm..." Everybody stared at Japan.

Romano, who was still naked, said, "I want to impress the ladies."

"Put some bleeping clothes on!" Italy shouted.

"NEVER!" Romano shook his butt at his little brother.

someone walked in. It was Prussia.

"Booga booga booga!" The ex-nation exclaimed.
"Help me! Save me! Help me! Save me!" America screamed jumping into Germany's arms.

"What the bleep awe you doing?" Germany yelled.

"there's a zombie right there!" America screamed.

"It's just Pwussia." Germany sighed dropping America.

"Uh, let's go." Everyone said

"Ewww! I got brussel sprouts!" Prussia whined.

"Haha." France mock laughed, "I got some pasta."

"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Italy reached for the pasta.

France loaded a combat shotgum and aimed it at Italy

"Mommie!" Italy screamed.

France shot the gun, but blew Belarus' head off.

"Horray!" Everone cheered except Italy... He fainted. Then France saw Gilbird and had an idea. France blew Gilbird to smitherines, Prussia took America's chainsaw and cut France's head off while yelling, "This is for Gilbird!"

Italy fainted again and Germany woke him up by putting a revolver to his head. Italy fainted again. Japan heard somebody knock on the door.

To Be Continued...