Yep, it's yet another 'Wevid makes mischief with a laptop' fic. I know this has been done a thousand times but I'm a fan of cliches ;)


Short-Circuited

Night was falling around Dalton Academy when Blaine walked into the room he shared with David and found his roommate and Wes watching something on a laptop screen and laughing.

"What are you two up to?" he asked, narrowing his eyes at the pair suspiciously. Wes and David laughing at something on a laptop screen had to be a sign to panic.

"Watching videos of Kurt's old performances with New Directions," Wes answered, clicking something.

"They're all on the official New Directions YouTube page," David explained, grinning at something on the screen.

"I sincerely hope this is to help us with Regionals and not to gain ammunition to tease Kurt," Blaine said, shrugging off his blazer and hanging it on the end of his bed.

"He's really good," Wes said with a shrug, grinning a moment later.

"I think you should watch them," David said, "Get over here."

Wes turned up the volume on the speakers and Blaine focused in on the screen. He barely had time to notice the title of KURT HUMMEL AND MERCEDES JONES SING 'FOUR MINUTES' before the music had started and a lot of cheerleaders started dancing in.

"Wow, look at those cheerleaders!" David exclaimed as Wes wolf-whistled. "I may transfer to McKinley."

"Mercedes looks pretty good in that uniform," Wes said, admiring the dark-skinned girl who had just started singing.

For once in his life, Blaine was speechless. Because that was Kurt in that Cheerios uniform, singing and it was hot.

Wes and David continued to heckle the dancing cheerleaders and debate which was hottest ("That blonde in the front row." "No, that redhead three back.") but Blaine had eyes only for Kurt, because really, who knew that the boy could move his hips like that?

The video ended and Wes and David cheered and clapped, then turned to Blaine. "Blaine?"

"Hello, anyone in there?" David sing-songed, waving a hand frantically in front of his friend's glazed eyes.

"I think Kurt's sexiness short-circuited his brain," Wes said. "What should we do?"

"Take a picture and put in on Facebook, obviously!" David suggested enthusiastically, already ready to click a button and fix the moment in his phone's memory forever.

"I have a better idea," Wes said, grinning wickedly. "We get Kurt to come up here by telling him we think Blaine's stopped breathing. We play that video again to make sure Kurt catches Blaine. You call Mercedes and 'accidentally' leave your phone in here when we give them a bit of private time, then Mercedes hears the whole conversation and reports back. Then you can put the picture on Facebook."

David gave him an equally wicked grin. "I like the way you think."


Tell me I'm not the only one who thought 'Four Minutes' was incredibly sexy. Tell me I'm not!

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